英語笑話:綠帽子

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A lady walked into a hat shop,The shopkeeper smiled said, Good afternoon,madam.
     Good afternoon,the lady answered.There is a green hat with red flowers and blue laces on it in your window.Will you please take it out of there.
     Yes madam,the shopkeeper said.I will be very pleased to do that for you.
     Do you want it in a box,madam,he asked,or will you wear it?
     Oh I dont want it,she answered.I only wanted you to take it out of your window.I pass your shop every day,and I hate to see the ugly thing there!
     綠帽
     一天一位女士走進(jìn)一家帽店。店主微笑著說:“下午好,夫人?!?BR>     “下午好,”女士回答,“櫥窗里有一頂綠帽子,上面有紅色的花和藍(lán)色的葉子,是否請你把她拿下來?!?BR>     “好的,夫人,”店主說,“樂意為你效勞?!?BR>     “你是想要把它裝在盒子里,夫人”他問,“還是要戴上它?”
     “哦,我不想要它,”她回答道,“我只是要你把它從櫥窗里拿走,我每天都從你店前經(jīng)過,我討厭看見那難看的東西在那兒放著。