A Belated Lawsuit
(Originally in English)
There was a joke about a guy who sued another
guy for calling him a gorilla. And the judge asked him,
"How long ago was that? When did your friend call you
a gorilla?" The guy said, "It was ten years ago." And
the judge said, "Why didn't you sue him ten years ago?
Why are you suing him today?" The guy said, "Because
I just went to the zoo yesterday, and saw a gorilla
for the first time!"
遲來的控告
有一個(gè)人控告他的朋友叫他是大猩猩。法官便問他：
「這是多久以前的事？你的朋友是什么時(shí)候叫你大猩猩
的？」那個(gè)人回答：「十年前。」法官又問：「為什么
十年前你不控告他，到現(xiàn)在才提出控告呢？」那個(gè)人
回答：「因?yàn)樽蛱煳胰?dòng)物園時(shí)，才第一次看到大猩猩
是什么樣子！」
(Originally in English)
There was a joke about a guy who sued another
guy for calling him a gorilla. And the judge asked him,
"How long ago was that? When did your friend call you
a gorilla?" The guy said, "It was ten years ago." And
the judge said, "Why didn't you sue him ten years ago?
Why are you suing him today?" The guy said, "Because
I just went to the zoo yesterday, and saw a gorilla
for the first time!"
遲來的控告
有一個(gè)人控告他的朋友叫他是大猩猩。法官便問他：
「這是多久以前的事？你的朋友是什么時(shí)候叫你大猩猩
的？」那個(gè)人回答：「十年前。」法官又問：「為什么
十年前你不控告他，到現(xiàn)在才提出控告呢？」那個(gè)人
回答：「因?yàn)樽蛱煳胰?dòng)物園時(shí)，才第一次看到大猩猩
是什么樣子！」