In Need of an Operation
(Originally in Chinese)
"Doctor, I need an operation," said an old lady to a doctor.
"What's wrong?" The doctor asked."Nothing. I just need
an operation." "You are not sick but you want an operation?
Where should I perform it?"
"It doesn't matter. Just go ahead and do it."
"But why?"
"I am a member of the Senior Citizens Association. All our
members have had surgery. And they talk about it every day.
I have never had surgery and cannot join in the conversation!"
開刀的目的
有一個老太太告訴醫(yī)生：「醫(yī)生，我需要開刀?！贯t(yī)生說：
「 有什么病啊？」那個老太婆說：「沒什么病，就需要開刀
就對了?！贯t(yī)生說：「 沒有病怎么開刀呢？開哪 呢？」老
太婆說：「沒關(guān)系，開哪 都好，反正幫我開刀就好了。」
醫(yī)生說：「奇怪！沒有病，要開刀，為什么呢？」老太婆說：
「因?yàn)槲沂且粋€老人協(xié)會的會員，我們那邊的會員都有開過刀，
她們每次聊天都講自己開刀的經(jīng)驗(yàn)，我什么經(jīng)驗(yàn)都沒有，跟
她們談不起來！」
(Originally in Chinese)
"Doctor, I need an operation," said an old lady to a doctor.
"What's wrong?" The doctor asked."Nothing. I just need
an operation." "You are not sick but you want an operation?
Where should I perform it?"
"It doesn't matter. Just go ahead and do it."
"But why?"
"I am a member of the Senior Citizens Association. All our
members have had surgery. And they talk about it every day.
I have never had surgery and cannot join in the conversation!"
開刀的目的
有一個老太太告訴醫(yī)生：「醫(yī)生，我需要開刀?！贯t(yī)生說：
「 有什么病啊？」那個老太婆說：「沒什么病，就需要開刀
就對了?！贯t(yī)生說：「 沒有病怎么開刀呢？開哪 呢？」老
太婆說：「沒關(guān)系，開哪 都好，反正幫我開刀就好了。」
醫(yī)生說：「奇怪！沒有病，要開刀，為什么呢？」老太婆說：
「因?yàn)槲沂且粋€老人協(xié)會的會員，我們那邊的會員都有開過刀，
她們每次聊天都講自己開刀的經(jīng)驗(yàn)，我什么經(jīng)驗(yàn)都沒有，跟
她們談不起來！」