英語笑話(9.8):God Helps Those Who Help Themselves

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God Helps Those Who Help Themselves
    (originally in English)
    A man kept praying to God to win the lotto.
    Every week he prayed to win the lotto,
    but many years passed and he never won the lotto.
    So then one day he began crying to God, saying,
    "I've been praying to You for years just to win the
    lotto so that I could build my house.
    How come You've never answered my prayers?"
    So God asked him, "Did you ever buy a lotto ticket?"
    And the man said, "No."
    天助自助者
    有個(gè)人一直祈求上帝讓他中樂透,每個(gè)禮拜都
    禱告能夠中樂透,但是好多年都從來沒有中過。
    有一天,他哭著向上帝說:「我一直祈求您讓我中
    樂透彩金來蓋房子,但是這麼多年了,為什麼您都
    沒有回應(yīng)我?」上帝問他:「你有沒有去買過樂透
    彩券?」那個(gè)人回答:「沒有!」