英語笑話(9.16):Your Cat Might Be Trying to Call

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Your Cat Might Be Trying to Call
    (Originally in English)
    At the police department, the phone rang. “Hallo, hallo!”
    the policeman answered. “I’ve lost my cat!”
    And the policeman said, “I’m sorry, sir,
    that’s not the job of the police. We’re too busy!”
    The person said, “But you don’t understand. This is a very
    intelligent cat! He’s almost human; he can practically talk!”
    So the policeman said, “Then you’d better hang up.
    He might be trying to call you!”
    反將一軍  
    警察局的電話響了,警察接起電話說:「喂!喂!」
    「我的貓不見了!」警察說:「先生,很抱歉!
    這不是警察的職責(zé),我們太忙了!」
    對(duì)方說:「但是你不了解,這是一只很聰明的貓,
    他幾乎像人一樣可以說話!」于是警察說道:
    「那你掛斷電話,他可能正試著打電話給你!」