* Real Programmers don't write specs—— users should consider themselves
lucky to get any programs at all and take what they get.真正的程序員不
循規(guī)蹈矩，他們對(duì)用戶說(shuō)：拿到你想要的，然后滾蛋，你已經(jīng)很幸運(yùn)了！
* Real Programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write，
it should be hard to understand and even harder to modify.真正的程序員
不寫注釋。難寫的程序天生難以理解、難以修改。
* Real Programmers don't write application programs ； they program
right down on the bare metal. Application programming is for feebs who
can't do systems programming. 真正的程序員不寫應(yīng)用程序。他們愛(ài)白手起家。
只有不懂寫系統(tǒng)程序的軟弱者才寫應(yīng)用程序。
* Real Programmers don't eat quiche. In fact， real programmers don't
know how to SPELL quiche. They eat Twinkies ， and Szechwan food. 真正
的程序員不吃蛋卷。他們根本不屑也不懂拼“quiche（蛋卷）”這個(gè)詞。
他們吃twinkies和四川菜。
注：twinkies可能是某種用兩片面包片夾著的食物。
* Real Programmers only write specs for languages that might run on
future hardware. Noboby trusts them to write specs for anything homo sapiens
will ever be able to fit on a single planet.真正的程序員只為未來(lái)機(jī)器上
用的語(yǔ)言寫標(biāo)準(zhǔn)。鬼才會(huì)相信有哪個(gè)星球會(huì)用他們的標(biāo)準(zhǔn)。
* Real Programmers never program in COBOL ， money is no object.真
正的程序員不用cobol 編程，金錢如糞土。
注：不知所云！
* Real Programmers never right justify text that will be read on a
fixed-character-width medium. 真正的程序員將文本寫得錯(cuò)落有致。
* Real Programmers wear hiking boots only when it's much too cold
to wear sandals. When it's only too cold， they wear socks with their
sandals.真正的程序員愛(ài)穿涼鞋，就算天氣變冷，他們也只是再穿上襪子而已。
只有寒風(fēng)徹骨時(shí)，他們才會(huì)換上跑鞋。
* Real Programmers don't think that they should get paid at all for
their work， but they know that they're worth every penny that they do
make. 真正的程序員并不奢求取得每一分該得的錢，但任何拿到手的錢都問(wèn)心無(wú)
愧。
* Real Programmers log in first thing in the morning， last thing
before they go to sleep ， and stay logged in for lots of time in between.
真正的程序員每天只需記錄起床后的第一件事和睡覺(jué)前的最后一件事，之間的一
切照套模板即可。
* Real programmers don't draw flowcharts. Flowcharts are after all，
the illerate's form of documentation. 真正的程序員不畫流程圖。流程圖是
文盲寫的文檔。
* Real Programmers don't use Macs. Computers which draw cute little
pictures * Real Programmers never program in COBOL， money is no object.
真正的程序員不用cobol 編程，金錢如糞土。
注：不知所云！
* Real Programmers don't use Macs. Computers which draw cute little
pictures真正的程序員不用MAC 機(jī)。能畫可愛(ài)的卡通的電腦是給膽小鬼用的。
* Real Programmers don't read manuals. Reliance on a reference is
the hallmark of a novice and a coward.真正的程序員不看使用指南。只有初
學(xué)者和膽小鬼會(huì)百分百相信手冊(cè)。
* Real Programmers don't write in COBOL. COBOL is for gum chewing
twits who maintain ancient payroll programs.真正的程序員不用cobol.cobol
只能用來(lái)維護(hù)遠(yuǎn)古的工資程序。
* Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for wimpy engineers
who wear white socks. The get excited over finite state analysis and nuclear
reactor simulations.真正的程序員不寫fortran 程序。fortran 是讓畏縮的白
領(lǐng)工程師用的。
那些人只鐘情于有限的狀態(tài)分析和核反應(yīng)堆模擬。
* Real Programmers don't write in Modula-2. Modula-2 is for insecure
analretentives who can't choose between Pascal and COBOL. 真正的程序員
不用modula-2編程。modula-2集合了pascal和cobol 的缺點(diǎn)。
* Real Programmers don't write in APL ， unless the whole program
can be written on one line. 真正的程序員不寫apl 程序，除非他能在一行內(nèi)
把一個(gè)程序?qū)懲辍?BR> * Real Programmers don't write in Lisp. Only effeminate programmers
use more parentheses than actual code.真正的程序員不用lisp編程。只有女
人氣的程序員才會(huì)用的括號(hào)比代碼還多。
for compulsive neurotics who were prematurely toilet trained. They
wear neckties and carefully line up sharp pencils on an otherwise clear
desk. 真正的程序員鄙視結(jié)構(gòu)化編程。結(jié)構(gòu)化編程是讓過(guò)早被訓(xùn)練怎樣上廁所的
強(qiáng)迫性精神病患者用的。那些人在工作前要打好領(lǐng)帶，然后小心翼翼地在另一張
書桌上削鉛筆。
* Real Programmers scorn floating point arithmetic. The decimal point
was invented for pansy bedwetters who are unable to think big.真正的程
序員鄙視浮點(diǎn)運(yùn)算。十進(jìn)制是為蠢人而發(fā)明的。
* Real Programmers know every nuance of every instruction and use
them all in every Real Program. Some candyass architectures won't allow
EXECUTE instructions to address another EXECUTE instruction as the target
instruction. Real Programmers despise petty restrictions. 真正的程序員
深諳指令之間的細(xì)微差別，而且非在寫的每一個(gè)程序中都體現(xiàn)出來(lái)不可。有些編
譯器不允許EXECUTE 指令象對(duì)目標(biāo)指令那樣對(duì)另一個(gè)EXECUTE 指令尋址。真正的
程序員對(duì)這種限制熟記于心。
* Real Programmers Don't use PL/I. PL/I is for insecure momma's boys
who can't choose between Cobol and Fortran. 真正的程序員不用PL/I.PL/I
是讓偎依在媽媽身邊的小男孩在無(wú)法從cobol 和pascal中選擇時(shí)用的。
* Real Programmers don't like the team programming concept. Unless，
of course ， they are the Chief Programmer. 能擺平那些有心智缺陷的人，
比如那些資深的策劃者（他們很愛(ài)“教導(dǎo)”程序員們）。
* Real programmers ignore schedules.真正的程序員不按日程表辦事。
* Real Programmers don't bring brown bag lunches to work. If the vending
machine sells it， they eat it. If the vending machine doesn't sell it，
they don't eat it.真正的程序員不帶午餐上班。有得吃就吃，沒(méi)得吃就餓著。
* Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.真
正的程序員在冒險(xiǎn)和滋事時(shí)腦子最聰明。
* Real Programmers use C since it's the easiest language to spell.
真正的程序員用C ，因?yàn)镃 是最容易拼的語(yǔ)言，只有一個(gè)字母。
* Real Programmers don't use symbolic debuggers ， who needs symbols.
真正的程序員不用符號(hào)化的調(diào)試器，因?yàn)樗剐枰?hào)。
* Real Programmers only curse at inanimate objects. 真正的程序員只
詛咒死氣沉沉的東西。
lucky to get any programs at all and take what they get.真正的程序員不
循規(guī)蹈矩，他們對(duì)用戶說(shuō)：拿到你想要的，然后滾蛋，你已經(jīng)很幸運(yùn)了！
* Real Programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write，
it should be hard to understand and even harder to modify.真正的程序員
不寫注釋。難寫的程序天生難以理解、難以修改。
* Real Programmers don't write application programs ； they program
right down on the bare metal. Application programming is for feebs who
can't do systems programming. 真正的程序員不寫應(yīng)用程序。他們愛(ài)白手起家。
只有不懂寫系統(tǒng)程序的軟弱者才寫應(yīng)用程序。
* Real Programmers don't eat quiche. In fact， real programmers don't
know how to SPELL quiche. They eat Twinkies ， and Szechwan food. 真正
的程序員不吃蛋卷。他們根本不屑也不懂拼“quiche（蛋卷）”這個(gè)詞。
他們吃twinkies和四川菜。
注：twinkies可能是某種用兩片面包片夾著的食物。
* Real Programmers only write specs for languages that might run on
future hardware. Noboby trusts them to write specs for anything homo sapiens
will ever be able to fit on a single planet.真正的程序員只為未來(lái)機(jī)器上
用的語(yǔ)言寫標(biāo)準(zhǔn)。鬼才會(huì)相信有哪個(gè)星球會(huì)用他們的標(biāo)準(zhǔn)。
* Real Programmers never program in COBOL ， money is no object.真
正的程序員不用cobol 編程，金錢如糞土。
注：不知所云！
* Real Programmers never right justify text that will be read on a
fixed-character-width medium. 真正的程序員將文本寫得錯(cuò)落有致。
* Real Programmers wear hiking boots only when it's much too cold
to wear sandals. When it's only too cold， they wear socks with their
sandals.真正的程序員愛(ài)穿涼鞋，就算天氣變冷，他們也只是再穿上襪子而已。
只有寒風(fēng)徹骨時(shí)，他們才會(huì)換上跑鞋。
* Real Programmers don't think that they should get paid at all for
their work， but they know that they're worth every penny that they do
make. 真正的程序員并不奢求取得每一分該得的錢，但任何拿到手的錢都問(wèn)心無(wú)
愧。
* Real Programmers log in first thing in the morning， last thing
before they go to sleep ， and stay logged in for lots of time in between.
真正的程序員每天只需記錄起床后的第一件事和睡覺(jué)前的最后一件事，之間的一
切照套模板即可。
* Real programmers don't draw flowcharts. Flowcharts are after all，
the illerate's form of documentation. 真正的程序員不畫流程圖。流程圖是
文盲寫的文檔。
* Real Programmers don't use Macs. Computers which draw cute little
pictures * Real Programmers never program in COBOL， money is no object.
真正的程序員不用cobol 編程，金錢如糞土。
注：不知所云！
* Real Programmers don't use Macs. Computers which draw cute little
pictures真正的程序員不用MAC 機(jī)。能畫可愛(ài)的卡通的電腦是給膽小鬼用的。
* Real Programmers don't read manuals. Reliance on a reference is
the hallmark of a novice and a coward.真正的程序員不看使用指南。只有初
學(xué)者和膽小鬼會(huì)百分百相信手冊(cè)。
* Real Programmers don't write in COBOL. COBOL is for gum chewing
twits who maintain ancient payroll programs.真正的程序員不用cobol.cobol
只能用來(lái)維護(hù)遠(yuǎn)古的工資程序。
* Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for wimpy engineers
who wear white socks. The get excited over finite state analysis and nuclear
reactor simulations.真正的程序員不寫fortran 程序。fortran 是讓畏縮的白
領(lǐng)工程師用的。
那些人只鐘情于有限的狀態(tài)分析和核反應(yīng)堆模擬。
* Real Programmers don't write in Modula-2. Modula-2 is for insecure
analretentives who can't choose between Pascal and COBOL. 真正的程序員
不用modula-2編程。modula-2集合了pascal和cobol 的缺點(diǎn)。
* Real Programmers don't write in APL ， unless the whole program
can be written on one line. 真正的程序員不寫apl 程序，除非他能在一行內(nèi)
把一個(gè)程序?qū)懲辍?BR> * Real Programmers don't write in Lisp. Only effeminate programmers
use more parentheses than actual code.真正的程序員不用lisp編程。只有女
人氣的程序員才會(huì)用的括號(hào)比代碼還多。
for compulsive neurotics who were prematurely toilet trained. They
wear neckties and carefully line up sharp pencils on an otherwise clear
desk. 真正的程序員鄙視結(jié)構(gòu)化編程。結(jié)構(gòu)化編程是讓過(guò)早被訓(xùn)練怎樣上廁所的
強(qiáng)迫性精神病患者用的。那些人在工作前要打好領(lǐng)帶，然后小心翼翼地在另一張
書桌上削鉛筆。
* Real Programmers scorn floating point arithmetic. The decimal point
was invented for pansy bedwetters who are unable to think big.真正的程
序員鄙視浮點(diǎn)運(yùn)算。十進(jìn)制是為蠢人而發(fā)明的。
* Real Programmers know every nuance of every instruction and use
them all in every Real Program. Some candyass architectures won't allow
EXECUTE instructions to address another EXECUTE instruction as the target
instruction. Real Programmers despise petty restrictions. 真正的程序員
深諳指令之間的細(xì)微差別，而且非在寫的每一個(gè)程序中都體現(xiàn)出來(lái)不可。有些編
譯器不允許EXECUTE 指令象對(duì)目標(biāo)指令那樣對(duì)另一個(gè)EXECUTE 指令尋址。真正的
程序員對(duì)這種限制熟記于心。
* Real Programmers Don't use PL/I. PL/I is for insecure momma's boys
who can't choose between Cobol and Fortran. 真正的程序員不用PL/I.PL/I
是讓偎依在媽媽身邊的小男孩在無(wú)法從cobol 和pascal中選擇時(shí)用的。
* Real Programmers don't like the team programming concept. Unless，
of course ， they are the Chief Programmer. 能擺平那些有心智缺陷的人，
比如那些資深的策劃者（他們很愛(ài)“教導(dǎo)”程序員們）。
* Real programmers ignore schedules.真正的程序員不按日程表辦事。
* Real Programmers don't bring brown bag lunches to work. If the vending
machine sells it， they eat it. If the vending machine doesn't sell it，
they don't eat it.真正的程序員不帶午餐上班。有得吃就吃，沒(méi)得吃就餓著。
* Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.真
正的程序員在冒險(xiǎn)和滋事時(shí)腦子最聰明。
* Real Programmers use C since it's the easiest language to spell.
真正的程序員用C ，因?yàn)镃 是最容易拼的語(yǔ)言，只有一個(gè)字母。
* Real Programmers don't use symbolic debuggers ， who needs symbols.
真正的程序員不用符號(hào)化的調(diào)試器，因?yàn)樗剐枰?hào)。
* Real Programmers only curse at inanimate objects. 真正的程序員只
詛咒死氣沉沉的東西。