Such a Good Boy!
(Originally in English)
Two women were sitting on a train. It was a long ride so they started talking about family business and their family members. And the older of the two women said,"Oh! My God, it’s so terrible to have children. There’s so much to worry about; they always make trouble for you. My son, he’s only 20 years old, but he already smokes and drinks, and he always changes girlfriends. It’s reallyterrible. I wish he could be better, but no such luck. I’ve
been praying every day." She then asked the other woman, "And how about you? Do you have any children?
How about your son?" So the younger woman said, "Oh, my son is no problem! He never smokes, he never drinks and he doesn’t have a girlfriend. He doesn’t even utter one word about bad things." So the older woman said, "Really? Fantastic! You’re so blessed. How old is he?" And the younger woman said, "Five months."
乖小孩
兩位女士坐在火車上，因為旅途很長，她們就開始聊起家人和家里的事。年紀較大的女士說：「天啊！有小孩真是傷腦筋！有那么多事要操心，還老是惹麻煩給你。我兒子才二十歲，就已經(jīng)會抽煙、喝酒，而且一直換女朋友，真是糟透了！我希望他改好一點，他也不改，只好天天求老天保佑?！菇又龁柫硗庖晃慌浚骸改悄隳?？ 有小孩嗎？ 兒子怎樣？」那位女士回答：「噢！我兒子沒問題，他從不抽煙、不喝酒，也沒有女朋友，甚至沒講過什么不好的話。」那位較年長的女士說：「真的嗎？太好了！ 真有福氣！你兒
子多大了？」比較年輕的女士回答：「五個月大?！?BR>
(Originally in English)
Two women were sitting on a train. It was a long ride so they started talking about family business and their family members. And the older of the two women said,"Oh! My God, it’s so terrible to have children. There’s so much to worry about; they always make trouble for you. My son, he’s only 20 years old, but he already smokes and drinks, and he always changes girlfriends. It’s reallyterrible. I wish he could be better, but no such luck. I’ve
been praying every day." She then asked the other woman, "And how about you? Do you have any children?
How about your son?" So the younger woman said, "Oh, my son is no problem! He never smokes, he never drinks and he doesn’t have a girlfriend. He doesn’t even utter one word about bad things." So the older woman said, "Really? Fantastic! You’re so blessed. How old is he?" And the younger woman said, "Five months."
乖小孩
兩位女士坐在火車上，因為旅途很長，她們就開始聊起家人和家里的事。年紀較大的女士說：「天啊！有小孩真是傷腦筋！有那么多事要操心，還老是惹麻煩給你。我兒子才二十歲，就已經(jīng)會抽煙、喝酒，而且一直換女朋友，真是糟透了！我希望他改好一點，他也不改，只好天天求老天保佑?！菇又龁柫硗庖晃慌浚骸改悄隳?？ 有小孩嗎？ 兒子怎樣？」那位女士回答：「噢！我兒子沒問題，他從不抽煙、不喝酒，也沒有女朋友，甚至沒講過什么不好的話。」那位較年長的女士說：「真的嗎？太好了！ 真有福氣！你兒
子多大了？」比較年輕的女士回答：「五個月大?！?BR>