小沈陽(yáng)《不差錢》英文臺(tái)詞--第二幕
Shenyang Sorry, sir. We're of high class here. We don't take on stuff from street peddlers。
Uncle Zhao We're your customers. Don't we look like it?
Shenyang Not quite。
Uncle Zhao We're gonna have an important meal here, miss。
Shenyang Don't you call me a miss. I'm a man - from the inside out。
Uncle Zhao Then how c'me you wearin' a skirt?
Shenyang Why, it's men's wear in Scottish style. See, it's no skirt but Capri pants. Look at this, look. Oh, damn it, I didn't get into one of the trousers in a hurry. No wonder I feel different while walking。
Uncle Zhao Leave that trouser for tomorrow, hah! I tell you, boy, we're gonna have a damn' important guest here in a minute. You should do you' best。
Shenyang No problem。
Uncle Zhao How much does a meal cost here if we get at it like mad?
Shenyang Why so / What's wrong?
Uncle Zhao I mean if we order nothin' but the best。
Shenyang About 10,000 to 20,000。
Uncle Zhao Whut if s'mebody eats today and pays tomorrow?
小沈陽(yáng)：打白條兒??？
趙本山：不是啊，不是打白條，不差錢，有錢。喏。
小沈陽(yáng)：啥意思？
趙本山：小費(fèi)。
小沈陽(yáng)：媽呀，大爺你真敞亮，你太帥了。
趙本山：給一百塊錢還帥呢。我跟你說(shuō)這不白給啊。一會(huì)兒客人到了，你一定要給足我面子，明白嗎？我到點(diǎn)菜的時(shí)候，你得替我兜著點(diǎn)。
小沈陽(yáng)：咋兜呢？
趙本山：既把面子給了，但是呢又不能花得.....。太狠。我要點(diǎn)貴菜......
小沈陽(yáng)：我就說(shuō)沒(méi)有唄。
趙本山：哎呀媽呀，你太厲害了。來(lái)來(lái)來(lái)，拿點(diǎn)。再給你30，來(lái)。
小沈陽(yáng)：我跟你都明碼的哦。
趙本山：謝謝。
小沈陽(yáng)：放心吧。
毛毛： 爺爺，我有點(diǎn)餓了。
趙本山：餓了？來(lái)碗面條。
小沈陽(yáng)：呃，78一碗。
趙本山：啥面？這么貴。
小沈陽(yáng)：蘇格蘭打鹵面。
趙本山：是不是鹵子貴？
小沈陽(yáng)：鹵不要錢。
趙本山：那就來(lái)碗鹵子，先嘗嘗咸淡。快去，快去。
小沈陽(yáng)：媽呀，沒(méi)這么上過(guò)呀。
趙本山：那是我沒(méi)來(lái)，我要來(lái)，你早就這么上了。去吧去吧。
小沈陽(yáng)：這老爺子，我要說(shuō)面條不要錢，要面條了你還。
Shenyang You'll give me an IOU?
Uncle Zhao Not that. I've got the money anyway. Take this。
Shenyang What's it?
Uncle Zhao A tip for you。
Shenyang You do understand people / things / the world, sir - you look cool!
Uncle Zhao Whut's a hundred yuan to me! Still, you ain't get it for nothin'. When my guest c'mes, you put on a show with me. If I order expensive food, you should stop me doin' so。
Shenyang Like how?
Uncle Zhao Showin' due respect for my guest, yes. Spendin' too much on a meal, no. Whut if I ask for somethin' dear?
Shenyang I'll say "sorry, this we don't have."
Uncle Zhao You're smart. C'me, here's another 30 yuan。
Shenyang I'm not gonna cheat you when it comes to prices。
Uncle Zhao Thank you, boy。
Shenyang Nothing much。
Yadar Grandpa, I'm hungry。
Uncle Zhao How much's a bowl of noodles?
Shenyang 78 yuan。
Uncle Zhao Whut noodles can be so expensive?
Shenyang Scottish sauced noodles。
Uncle Zhao Does the sauce cost much, too?
Shenyang It's free。
Uncle Zhao Get us a bowl of sauce, so we can see whether the taste's right. Quick。
Shenyang That's no way to serve a meal, sir。
Uncle Zhao You think so only becuse I didn't show up here before. Now it's time to make s'me change。
Shenyang (to himself) Had I said the noodles are free, he would've asked for noodles. (Exits)
趙本山：來(lái)，站起來(lái)。跟你說(shuō)，一會(huì)兒星光大道的畢老師來(lái)了，你一定要給我爭(zhēng)個(gè)臉，好不？這是人生的一次機(jī)會(huì)，知道嗎？爺爺培養(yǎng)了你，都已經(jīng)四十多年了。
毛毛： 爺爺，我才多大。
趙本山：我還培養(yǎng)你爸三十多年呢。這不，你爸那是個(gè)半成品，我都給培養(yǎng)成文化站站長(zhǎng)了。你一定要超過(guò)他，有決心嗎？
毛毛： 有。
趙本山：表一下決心。
毛毛： 我指定：
洪湖水，浪打浪，
長(zhǎng)江后浪推前浪，
一浪更比一浪強(qiáng)，
把我爹拍在沙灘上！
趙本山：有志向。
小沈陽(yáng)：哎，來(lái)了。
趙本山：來(lái)，先把這鹵子喝了，這孩子餓了。
毛毛： 爺爺，有點(diǎn)咸了。
趙本山：沒(méi)事，給她整碗水去。
小沈陽(yáng)：免費(fèi)的水，不是？
趙本山：白開水就行。真夠摳的。
Uncle Zhao (to Yadar) Listen here, Yadar. When Mr. Bi from CCTV's Starlight Broadway c'mes, you must show you' best, OK? It's the best opport'nity for you' own future. Grandpa's been preparin' you over the past 40-plus years。
Yadar Grandpa, see how old I am now。
Uncle Zhao I prepared you' daddy for 30 extra years. Though he ain't good enough, he's the chief of the township's cultural center. So you really should outdo him. Can you make it or not?
Yadar I can。
Uncle Zhao Swear if you're serious。
Yadar The Yangtze River like the Hong waters rolls on and on,
Each wave behind higher than the one at the front。
Young people are born to challenge their elders;
I'll beach my daddy like... like a wrecked old ship。
Uncle Zhao Good for you / Well said!
(Shenyang enters again。)
Shenyang Here's the sauce for you。
Uncle Zhao (to Yadar) Eat this, so you won't be too hungry。
Yadar Grandpa, it's a bit salty。
Uncle Zhao (to Shenyang) Fetch her s'me water to drink。
Shenyang You mean free water?
Uncle Zhao Just plain boiled water, you miser
(畢福劍上)
小沈陽(yáng)： 喲，你不是那誰(shuí)嗎，你是那個(gè).....。蒙住了。朱軍？！不是朱軍。白巖松？！不是。老畢.....。你是畢老師嗎？！
畢福劍：我姓畢。
小沈陽(yáng)：哎呀我的媽呀，畢老師來(lái)了。你咋出來(lái)了呢？哎呀我的媽呀，快來(lái)人啊，畢老師，一會(huì)兒該跑了。
趙本山：干啥，吵吵巴火的，讓狼攆了咋的？
小沈陽(yáng)：畢老師.....。
趙本山：我知道，這就是我要請(qǐng)的客人。
小沈陽(yáng)：哎呀我的媽呀，畢老師，你給我照個(gè)相唄！
趙本山： 你先等一會(huì)兒。剛到是吧？
畢福劍：剛到，剛到。
趙本山：我在這兒等半天了。
畢福劍：你好你好。請(qǐng)問(wèn)您是......？
趙本山：你找誰(shuí)？
畢福劍：我找蓮花鄉(xiāng)文化站站長(zhǎng)趙鐵柱。
趙本山：找對(duì)了，這就是趙鐵柱的爹，我是.....。
毛毛： 趙鐵柱是我爹。
趙本山：我是趙鐵柱的爹。你不是找爹嗎？啊不，找就對(duì)了。
畢福劍：爹.....。不是，我找您兒子。
趙本山：他在鄉(xiāng)里等你呢。啊呀，鄉(xiāng)里布置得老隆重啊，鄉(xiāng)長(zhǎng)、書記都在那兒排隊(duì)等你呢。布一個(gè)大廳，完事弄一個(gè)大房間，給你弄一個(gè)大照片掛中間，周圍全是花呀。
畢福劍：老哥，這花都什么顏色？
趙本山：白的、黃的都有啊。很漂亮，真的。老百姓都拿筆等著，等得都哭啊，等你呢。
畢福劍：哭什么？
趙本山：這不激動(dòng)嗎，你去了。來(lái)吧，請(qǐng).....。
畢福劍：咱去鄉(xiāng)里吧。
趙本山：別介，鄉(xiāng)里布置我，說(shuō)先擱鐵嶺吃一頓，完事上那兒。你看吧。
(Bi Fujian, MC / anchorman of CCTV's Starlight Broadway program, enters。)
Shenyang Why, aren't you that one - Zhujun! Oh sorry. Bai Yansong? Oh no. Or a Bi something! Are you Mr. Bi?
CCTV Man I'm Bi Fujian。
Shenyang Come here everyone, it`s Mr. Bi here. (To CCTV Man) Why are you hanging out here, sir? Hurry up! Come here! He can go elsewhere at any minute。
Uncle Zhao Whut the hell's going on? Anythin' to be so fussy abut? You're being hounded by a wolf?
Shenyang He's Mr. Bi..。
Uncle Zhao I know, an' he's the guest I'm honored to keep comp'ny today。
Shenyang Gosh, can I have a picture taken with you, Mr. Bi?
Uncle Zhao (to Shenyang) Wait, wait. (To CCTV Man) Welc'me, Mr. Bi。
CCTV Man Nice to meet you。
Uncle Zhao I've been waitin' all this time for you。
CCTV Man Thanks a lot really. May I have your name please?
Uncle Zhao Which man did you expect to see?
CCTV Man I'm looking for Zhao Tiezhu, chief of Lotus Township's cultural center。
Uncle Zhao You got it. Here's his daddy and I'm..。
Yadar Zhao Tiezhu is my daddy。
Uncle Zhao An' I'm Tiezhu's daddy. Aren't you lookin' for a dad... I mean it's right to be looking my way。
CCTV Man Hi, daddy... I mean buddy. So where's your son?
Uncle Zhao He's at the township waitin' for you. Local government officials all lining up, too, to pay their pious respects to you. With enormous care they've prepared a great hall, a big room, with a large photo of you hung in the middle. Flowers all around。
CCTV Man What're the colors of the flowers, buddy?
Shenyang Sorry, sir. We're of high class here. We don't take on stuff from street peddlers。
Uncle Zhao We're your customers. Don't we look like it?
Shenyang Not quite。
Uncle Zhao We're gonna have an important meal here, miss。
Shenyang Don't you call me a miss. I'm a man - from the inside out。
Uncle Zhao Then how c'me you wearin' a skirt?
Shenyang Why, it's men's wear in Scottish style. See, it's no skirt but Capri pants. Look at this, look. Oh, damn it, I didn't get into one of the trousers in a hurry. No wonder I feel different while walking。
Uncle Zhao Leave that trouser for tomorrow, hah! I tell you, boy, we're gonna have a damn' important guest here in a minute. You should do you' best。
Shenyang No problem。
Uncle Zhao How much does a meal cost here if we get at it like mad?
Shenyang Why so / What's wrong?
Uncle Zhao I mean if we order nothin' but the best。
Shenyang About 10,000 to 20,000。
Uncle Zhao Whut if s'mebody eats today and pays tomorrow?
小沈陽(yáng)：打白條兒??？
趙本山：不是啊，不是打白條，不差錢，有錢。喏。
小沈陽(yáng)：啥意思？
趙本山：小費(fèi)。
小沈陽(yáng)：媽呀，大爺你真敞亮，你太帥了。
趙本山：給一百塊錢還帥呢。我跟你說(shuō)這不白給啊。一會(huì)兒客人到了，你一定要給足我面子，明白嗎？我到點(diǎn)菜的時(shí)候，你得替我兜著點(diǎn)。
小沈陽(yáng)：咋兜呢？
趙本山：既把面子給了，但是呢又不能花得.....。太狠。我要點(diǎn)貴菜......
小沈陽(yáng)：我就說(shuō)沒(méi)有唄。
趙本山：哎呀媽呀，你太厲害了。來(lái)來(lái)來(lái)，拿點(diǎn)。再給你30，來(lái)。
小沈陽(yáng)：我跟你都明碼的哦。
趙本山：謝謝。
小沈陽(yáng)：放心吧。
毛毛： 爺爺，我有點(diǎn)餓了。
趙本山：餓了？來(lái)碗面條。
小沈陽(yáng)：呃，78一碗。
趙本山：啥面？這么貴。
小沈陽(yáng)：蘇格蘭打鹵面。
趙本山：是不是鹵子貴？
小沈陽(yáng)：鹵不要錢。
趙本山：那就來(lái)碗鹵子，先嘗嘗咸淡。快去，快去。
小沈陽(yáng)：媽呀，沒(méi)這么上過(guò)呀。
趙本山：那是我沒(méi)來(lái)，我要來(lái)，你早就這么上了。去吧去吧。
小沈陽(yáng)：這老爺子，我要說(shuō)面條不要錢，要面條了你還。
Shenyang You'll give me an IOU?
Uncle Zhao Not that. I've got the money anyway. Take this。
Shenyang What's it?
Uncle Zhao A tip for you。
Shenyang You do understand people / things / the world, sir - you look cool!
Uncle Zhao Whut's a hundred yuan to me! Still, you ain't get it for nothin'. When my guest c'mes, you put on a show with me. If I order expensive food, you should stop me doin' so。
Shenyang Like how?
Uncle Zhao Showin' due respect for my guest, yes. Spendin' too much on a meal, no. Whut if I ask for somethin' dear?
Shenyang I'll say "sorry, this we don't have."
Uncle Zhao You're smart. C'me, here's another 30 yuan。
Shenyang I'm not gonna cheat you when it comes to prices。
Uncle Zhao Thank you, boy。
Shenyang Nothing much。
Yadar Grandpa, I'm hungry。
Uncle Zhao How much's a bowl of noodles?
Shenyang 78 yuan。
Uncle Zhao Whut noodles can be so expensive?
Shenyang Scottish sauced noodles。
Uncle Zhao Does the sauce cost much, too?
Shenyang It's free。
Uncle Zhao Get us a bowl of sauce, so we can see whether the taste's right. Quick。
Shenyang That's no way to serve a meal, sir。
Uncle Zhao You think so only becuse I didn't show up here before. Now it's time to make s'me change。
Shenyang (to himself) Had I said the noodles are free, he would've asked for noodles. (Exits)
趙本山：來(lái)，站起來(lái)。跟你說(shuō)，一會(huì)兒星光大道的畢老師來(lái)了，你一定要給我爭(zhēng)個(gè)臉，好不？這是人生的一次機(jī)會(huì)，知道嗎？爺爺培養(yǎng)了你，都已經(jīng)四十多年了。
毛毛： 爺爺，我才多大。
趙本山：我還培養(yǎng)你爸三十多年呢。這不，你爸那是個(gè)半成品，我都給培養(yǎng)成文化站站長(zhǎng)了。你一定要超過(guò)他，有決心嗎？
毛毛： 有。
趙本山：表一下決心。
毛毛： 我指定：
洪湖水，浪打浪，
長(zhǎng)江后浪推前浪，
一浪更比一浪強(qiáng)，
把我爹拍在沙灘上！
趙本山：有志向。
小沈陽(yáng)：哎，來(lái)了。
趙本山：來(lái)，先把這鹵子喝了，這孩子餓了。
毛毛： 爺爺，有點(diǎn)咸了。
趙本山：沒(méi)事，給她整碗水去。
小沈陽(yáng)：免費(fèi)的水，不是？
趙本山：白開水就行。真夠摳的。
Uncle Zhao (to Yadar) Listen here, Yadar. When Mr. Bi from CCTV's Starlight Broadway c'mes, you must show you' best, OK? It's the best opport'nity for you' own future. Grandpa's been preparin' you over the past 40-plus years。
Yadar Grandpa, see how old I am now。
Uncle Zhao I prepared you' daddy for 30 extra years. Though he ain't good enough, he's the chief of the township's cultural center. So you really should outdo him. Can you make it or not?
Yadar I can。
Uncle Zhao Swear if you're serious。
Yadar The Yangtze River like the Hong waters rolls on and on,
Each wave behind higher than the one at the front。
Young people are born to challenge their elders;
I'll beach my daddy like... like a wrecked old ship。
Uncle Zhao Good for you / Well said!
(Shenyang enters again。)
Shenyang Here's the sauce for you。
Uncle Zhao (to Yadar) Eat this, so you won't be too hungry。
Yadar Grandpa, it's a bit salty。
Uncle Zhao (to Shenyang) Fetch her s'me water to drink。
Shenyang You mean free water?
Uncle Zhao Just plain boiled water, you miser
(畢福劍上)
小沈陽(yáng)： 喲，你不是那誰(shuí)嗎，你是那個(gè).....。蒙住了。朱軍？！不是朱軍。白巖松？！不是。老畢.....。你是畢老師嗎？！
畢福劍：我姓畢。
小沈陽(yáng)：哎呀我的媽呀，畢老師來(lái)了。你咋出來(lái)了呢？哎呀我的媽呀，快來(lái)人啊，畢老師，一會(huì)兒該跑了。
趙本山：干啥，吵吵巴火的，讓狼攆了咋的？
小沈陽(yáng)：畢老師.....。
趙本山：我知道，這就是我要請(qǐng)的客人。
小沈陽(yáng)：哎呀我的媽呀，畢老師，你給我照個(gè)相唄！
趙本山： 你先等一會(huì)兒。剛到是吧？
畢福劍：剛到，剛到。
趙本山：我在這兒等半天了。
畢福劍：你好你好。請(qǐng)問(wèn)您是......？
趙本山：你找誰(shuí)？
畢福劍：我找蓮花鄉(xiāng)文化站站長(zhǎng)趙鐵柱。
趙本山：找對(duì)了，這就是趙鐵柱的爹，我是.....。
毛毛： 趙鐵柱是我爹。
趙本山：我是趙鐵柱的爹。你不是找爹嗎？啊不，找就對(duì)了。
畢福劍：爹.....。不是，我找您兒子。
趙本山：他在鄉(xiāng)里等你呢。啊呀，鄉(xiāng)里布置得老隆重啊，鄉(xiāng)長(zhǎng)、書記都在那兒排隊(duì)等你呢。布一個(gè)大廳，完事弄一個(gè)大房間，給你弄一個(gè)大照片掛中間，周圍全是花呀。
畢福劍：老哥，這花都什么顏色？
趙本山：白的、黃的都有啊。很漂亮，真的。老百姓都拿筆等著，等得都哭啊，等你呢。
畢福劍：哭什么？
趙本山：這不激動(dòng)嗎，你去了。來(lái)吧，請(qǐng).....。
畢福劍：咱去鄉(xiāng)里吧。
趙本山：別介，鄉(xiāng)里布置我，說(shuō)先擱鐵嶺吃一頓，完事上那兒。你看吧。
(Bi Fujian, MC / anchorman of CCTV's Starlight Broadway program, enters。)
Shenyang Why, aren't you that one - Zhujun! Oh sorry. Bai Yansong? Oh no. Or a Bi something! Are you Mr. Bi?
CCTV Man I'm Bi Fujian。
Shenyang Come here everyone, it`s Mr. Bi here. (To CCTV Man) Why are you hanging out here, sir? Hurry up! Come here! He can go elsewhere at any minute。
Uncle Zhao Whut the hell's going on? Anythin' to be so fussy abut? You're being hounded by a wolf?
Shenyang He's Mr. Bi..。
Uncle Zhao I know, an' he's the guest I'm honored to keep comp'ny today。
Shenyang Gosh, can I have a picture taken with you, Mr. Bi?
Uncle Zhao (to Shenyang) Wait, wait. (To CCTV Man) Welc'me, Mr. Bi。
CCTV Man Nice to meet you。
Uncle Zhao I've been waitin' all this time for you。
CCTV Man Thanks a lot really. May I have your name please?
Uncle Zhao Which man did you expect to see?
CCTV Man I'm looking for Zhao Tiezhu, chief of Lotus Township's cultural center。
Uncle Zhao You got it. Here's his daddy and I'm..。
Yadar Zhao Tiezhu is my daddy。
Uncle Zhao An' I'm Tiezhu's daddy. Aren't you lookin' for a dad... I mean it's right to be looking my way。
CCTV Man Hi, daddy... I mean buddy. So where's your son?
Uncle Zhao He's at the township waitin' for you. Local government officials all lining up, too, to pay their pious respects to you. With enormous care they've prepared a great hall, a big room, with a large photo of you hung in the middle. Flowers all around。
CCTV Man What're the colors of the flowers, buddy?