英語笑話(10.28):How to Become Rich?

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How to Become Rich?
    Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father. Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.
    Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
    如何致富? 弟弟:我看見你親我姐姐了,如果你不給我五分錢,我就告訴我爸。 姐姐的男朋友:不要那樣做。給你五分錢。弟弟:我這個(gè)月已經(jīng)賺了一塊兩毛五了。