Anchor
What do you drop when you need it and take back when you don’t.
An anchor
什么東西你需要時(shí)就丟掉它，你不用時(shí)就拿回來？——錨。
I respect weatherman more than anchor persons. An anchor person is just reading what has already happened, while a weathergirl or a weatherman is predicting the future.
比起新聞節(jié)目主持人，我更尊敬氣象預(yù)報(bào)員。新聞節(jié)目主持人只是在宣讀已經(jīng)發(fā)生的事件，而氣象預(yù)報(bào)員可是正在預(yù)測未來。
注：實(shí)際上氣象預(yù)報(bào)員也是在照本宣科，這里是故意在說笑。
Anchorman: What do TV reporters wear under their pants?
Cameraman: News briefs.
新聞節(jié)目主持人：電視記者褲子里面穿什么？
攝影師：新聞短褲。
注：briefs貼身的短內(nèi)褲；brief摘要。
Ancient
In ancient Egypt, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this
在古埃及貓被尊崇為上帝，貓永遠(yuǎn)也忘不了。
注：貓很懷念那段時(shí)光，可惜人變化太快了。
angle
Geometry teacher: An instructor who definitely knows all of the angles.
幾何老師：確切知道所有角度的老師。
What do you drop when you need it and take back when you don’t.
An anchor
什么東西你需要時(shí)就丟掉它，你不用時(shí)就拿回來？——錨。
I respect weatherman more than anchor persons. An anchor person is just reading what has already happened, while a weathergirl or a weatherman is predicting the future.
比起新聞節(jié)目主持人，我更尊敬氣象預(yù)報(bào)員。新聞節(jié)目主持人只是在宣讀已經(jīng)發(fā)生的事件，而氣象預(yù)報(bào)員可是正在預(yù)測未來。
注：實(shí)際上氣象預(yù)報(bào)員也是在照本宣科，這里是故意在說笑。
Anchorman: What do TV reporters wear under their pants?
Cameraman: News briefs.
新聞節(jié)目主持人：電視記者褲子里面穿什么？
攝影師：新聞短褲。
注：briefs貼身的短內(nèi)褲；brief摘要。
Ancient
In ancient Egypt, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this
在古埃及貓被尊崇為上帝，貓永遠(yuǎn)也忘不了。
注：貓很懷念那段時(shí)光，可惜人變化太快了。
angle
Geometry teacher: An instructor who definitely knows all of the angles.
幾何老師：確切知道所有角度的老師。