１．浪漫數(shù)學(xué) ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
精明的男人＋精明的女人＝浪漫Smart man + smart woman = romance精明的男人＋愚蠢的女人＝私通Smart man + dumb woman = affair愚蠢的男人＋精明的女人＝婚姻Dumb man + smart woman = marriage愚蠢的男人＋愚蠢的女人＝懷孕Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
２． 購物數(shù)學(xué)SHOPPING MATH
男人總是花兩元錢買他需要的價值一元錢的東西A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.女人總是花一元錢買她不需要的價值兩元錢的東西A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
３． 一般方程與統(tǒng)計GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
女人在找到一個丈夫之前總是為未來擔(dān)心A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.男人在找到一個妻子之后才開始擔(dān)心未來A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.成功的男人標(biāo)志是，掙的錢比他的妻子能夠花掉的還多A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.成功女人的標(biāo)志是，她找到了這樣一位丈夫A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
４． 幸福HAPPINESS
要想與一個男人幸福地相守，你必須對他多一份理解少一份愛To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.要想與一個女人幸福地生活，你必須盡量多愛她，而絕不要試圖去理解她To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
５． 長壽 LONGEVITY
結(jié)婚的男人比獨(dú)身的男人長壽，但是結(jié)婚的男人更多地想到去死Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
６． 改變嗜好 PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
女人嫁給一個男人，期望著他會發(fā)生改變，但他并沒有變化A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.男人娶一個女人，期望著她不會變化，但她卻改變了。
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
７． 談話技巧DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
女人在任何爭論上都擁有最后的裁決權(quán)。
A woman has the last word in any argument.任何問題在男人提出來之后，就變成一場新的爭論。
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
精明的男人＋精明的女人＝浪漫Smart man + smart woman = romance精明的男人＋愚蠢的女人＝私通Smart man + dumb woman = affair愚蠢的男人＋精明的女人＝婚姻Dumb man + smart woman = marriage愚蠢的男人＋愚蠢的女人＝懷孕Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
２． 購物數(shù)學(xué)SHOPPING MATH
男人總是花兩元錢買他需要的價值一元錢的東西A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.女人總是花一元錢買她不需要的價值兩元錢的東西A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
３． 一般方程與統(tǒng)計GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
女人在找到一個丈夫之前總是為未來擔(dān)心A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.男人在找到一個妻子之后才開始擔(dān)心未來A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.成功的男人標(biāo)志是，掙的錢比他的妻子能夠花掉的還多A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.成功女人的標(biāo)志是，她找到了這樣一位丈夫A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
４． 幸福HAPPINESS
要想與一個男人幸福地相守，你必須對他多一份理解少一份愛To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.要想與一個女人幸福地生活，你必須盡量多愛她，而絕不要試圖去理解她To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
５． 長壽 LONGEVITY
結(jié)婚的男人比獨(dú)身的男人長壽，但是結(jié)婚的男人更多地想到去死Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
６． 改變嗜好 PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
女人嫁給一個男人，期望著他會發(fā)生改變，但他并沒有變化A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.男人娶一個女人，期望著她不會變化，但她卻改變了。
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
７． 談話技巧DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
女人在任何爭論上都擁有最后的裁決權(quán)。
A woman has the last word in any argument.任何問題在男人提出來之后，就變成一場新的爭論。
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.