幽默Humor

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The gods too are fond of a joke.
    —— Aristotle
    Nobody ever died of laughter.
    —— Max Beerbohm
    He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
    —— Bertolt Brecht
    Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
    —— Anthony Burgess
    The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
    —— Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort
    In the end, everything is a gag.
    —— Charlie Chaplin
    He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
    —— Terry Cohen
    If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
    —— Bob Edwards
    He who laughs last didn't get it.
    —— Helen Giangregorio
    Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
    —— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
    Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
    —— Clive James
    Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
    —— Lyn Karol
    Now is the time for all good men to come to.
    —— Walt Kelly
    Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
    —— John F. Kennedy
    With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
    —— Abraham Lincoln
    The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
    —— W. Somerset Maugham
    He who laughs, lasts.
    —— Mary Pettibone Poole
    Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
    —— John Powell
    We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
    —— Will Rogers
    He who laughs last thinks slowest.
    —— Seen on a bumper sticker
    When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
    —— Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973
    That is the best —— to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
    —— Gloria Vanderbilt
    This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
    —— Horace Walpole
    Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
    —— Virginia Woolf
    The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
    —— ee cummings