你知道我是干嘛的嗎

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Do You Know My Work?
    One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.
    Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
    “Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.”
    “You don't know my work,” said the other.
    “What is your work?”
    “I'm a policeman.
    “Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”“No,”said the policeman.
    “I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”
    你知道我是干什么的嗎?
    一天晚上,一家旅館失火,住在這家旅館里的人穿著睡 衣就跑了出來。
    兩個人站在外面,看著大火。
    “在我出來之前,”其中一個說:“我跑進一些房間,找到了一大筆錢。人在恐懼中是不會想到錢的。如果有人把紙幣留在火里,火就會把它燒成灰燼。所以我把我所能找到的鈔票都拿走了。沒有人會因為我拿走它們而變得更窮?!?BR>    “你不知道我是干什么的。”另一個說。
    “你是干什么的?”
    “我是警察?!?BR>    “噢!”第一個人喊了一聲。他靈機一動,說:“那你知道我是干什么的?”“不知道?!本煺f。
    “我是個作家。我總是愛編一些從未發(fā)生過的故事?!?BR>