11、真實世界無奇不有，如果我們培養(yǎng)一雙 幽默的眼睛，生活里到處是笑話。
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
我講笑話的方式是講實話，那是世界上最可笑的笑話。
12、丑和美沒有絕對的界限。
Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
丑陋是一種觀點(diǎn)，潰瘍對病理學(xué)家是美妙的東西。
13、免費(fèi)的晚餐讓你高興。
Hasn't this been just a wonderful evening? The setting, the music, the program ____ and the dinner was served just the way I like it ____ free.
難道這不是一個美好的夜晚嗎？這布景、這音樂、這節(jié)目 ——晚餐的供應(yīng)方式也是喜歡的那種——免費(fèi)的
14、演講完了，沒人鼓掌掌聲，你依然快樂。
Thank you for that wonderful round of restraint.
謝謝你們了不起的克制力。
15、樂觀的態(tài)度。
Dad: What is the meaning of this F on your report card?
Junior: Fantastic?
爸爸：你成績單上的F是什么意思？
Junior：棒極了！
16、自我感覺非常良好的樂觀主義者說：
When I'm good I'm very, very good —— but when I'm bad I'm better.
當(dāng)我感覺好時，我非常、非常好——當(dāng)我感覺不好時，我比較好。
17、多看事情好的一面：
It was said President Ford gave American three years of good government and eight years of comedy [喜劇] material.
據(jù)說總統(tǒng)福特給了美國三年的好政府和八年的喜劇素材。
注：諷刺福特總統(tǒng)任職8年鬧了很多笑話。
18、雖然空氣污染這么厲害，也還是活著好。
Twilight was descending over Beijing ……“How good it was to be alive," I thought, inhaling deep lungful of carbon monoxide.
微光正降臨洛杉機(jī)……活著真好，我想，深深地吸了一口一氧化碳。
19、保持心情愉快，不怨天尤人。
Laugh and the world laughs with you; snore and you sleep alone.
笑，別人和你一起笑；打呼嚕，你獨(dú)自睡覺。
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
我講笑話的方式是講實話，那是世界上最可笑的笑話。
12、丑和美沒有絕對的界限。
Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
丑陋是一種觀點(diǎn)，潰瘍對病理學(xué)家是美妙的東西。
13、免費(fèi)的晚餐讓你高興。
Hasn't this been just a wonderful evening? The setting, the music, the program ____ and the dinner was served just the way I like it ____ free.
難道這不是一個美好的夜晚嗎？這布景、這音樂、這節(jié)目 ——晚餐的供應(yīng)方式也是喜歡的那種——免費(fèi)的
14、演講完了，沒人鼓掌掌聲，你依然快樂。
Thank you for that wonderful round of restraint.
謝謝你們了不起的克制力。
15、樂觀的態(tài)度。
Dad: What is the meaning of this F on your report card?
Junior: Fantastic?
爸爸：你成績單上的F是什么意思？
Junior：棒極了！
16、自我感覺非常良好的樂觀主義者說：
When I'm good I'm very, very good —— but when I'm bad I'm better.
當(dāng)我感覺好時，我非常、非常好——當(dāng)我感覺不好時，我比較好。
17、多看事情好的一面：
It was said President Ford gave American three years of good government and eight years of comedy [喜劇] material.
據(jù)說總統(tǒng)福特給了美國三年的好政府和八年的喜劇素材。
注：諷刺福特總統(tǒng)任職8年鬧了很多笑話。
18、雖然空氣污染這么厲害，也還是活著好。
Twilight was descending over Beijing ……“How good it was to be alive," I thought, inhaling deep lungful of carbon monoxide.
微光正降臨洛杉機(jī)……活著真好，我想，深深地吸了一口一氧化碳。
19、保持心情愉快，不怨天尤人。
Laugh and the world laughs with you; snore and you sleep alone.
笑，別人和你一起笑；打呼嚕，你獨(dú)自睡覺。