Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately？ I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
—— Russell Baker
Have you ever noticed？ Anybody going slower than you is an idiot， and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
—— George Carlin
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
—— Ronnie Corbett
They think they can make fuel from horse manure…… Now， I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon， but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
—— Billie Holliday
—— Russell Baker
Have you ever noticed？ Anybody going slower than you is an idiot， and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
—— George Carlin
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
—— Ronnie Corbett
They think they can make fuel from horse manure…… Now， I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon， but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
—— Billie Holliday