Wife ： I'm thirsty. How far is the closest store？
Husband ： Probably thirty miles. I don't know. I feel like a cigarette myself，
Wife ： You have three packs with you， haven't you？
Husband ： Well， I smoked them all.
Wife ： Oh， you are such a heavy smoker. We've just been out for six hours.
Husband ： I can't drive without cigarettes. I'll doze off.
Wife ： Hey， there seems to be a service station ahead.
Husband ： Let's stop for a while and see what we can get there.
Wife ： （Gets out of the car.） Anybody here？……Hello？……It's closed. Isn't a service station open round the clock？
Husband ： Well， it's supposed to be. Who knows？
Wife ： Hey， there're vending machines over there.
Husband ： Oh， great！ A cigarette vending machine.
Wife ： And a soft drink vending machine.
Husband ： Now you can have the drink you want and I can have my cigarettes.
Wife ： Wait a second. Do you have any change？
Husband ： Let me see.（He feels about the change in his pocket.） Here we are. One dollar， two quarters， and three dimes.
Wife ： Good. That'll be just enough for my drink and your cigarettes.
Husband ： Are you kidding？ I need them for my cigarettes. I'll give you the left over change after I've bought my cigarettes.（He starts inserting the change into the slot.）
Wife ： You can't do that！ Stop！ Oh， you …。
Husband ： Probably thirty miles. I don't know. I feel like a cigarette myself，
Wife ： You have three packs with you， haven't you？
Husband ： Well， I smoked them all.
Wife ： Oh， you are such a heavy smoker. We've just been out for six hours.
Husband ： I can't drive without cigarettes. I'll doze off.
Wife ： Hey， there seems to be a service station ahead.
Husband ： Let's stop for a while and see what we can get there.
Wife ： （Gets out of the car.） Anybody here？……Hello？……It's closed. Isn't a service station open round the clock？
Husband ： Well， it's supposed to be. Who knows？
Wife ： Hey， there're vending machines over there.
Husband ： Oh， great！ A cigarette vending machine.
Wife ： And a soft drink vending machine.
Husband ： Now you can have the drink you want and I can have my cigarettes.
Wife ： Wait a second. Do you have any change？
Husband ： Let me see.（He feels about the change in his pocket.） Here we are. One dollar， two quarters， and three dimes.
Wife ： Good. That'll be just enough for my drink and your cigarettes.
Husband ： Are you kidding？ I need them for my cigarettes. I'll give you the left over change after I've bought my cigarettes.（He starts inserting the change into the slot.）
Wife ： You can't do that！ Stop！ Oh， you …。