英語寫作精講:準(zhǔn)確表達(dá)20題

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昨天來了個(gè)老外,進(jìn)到辦公室.
    前臺(tái)美眉左看右看,大家都在打游戲,只有自己比較清閑.
    于是發(fā)生了這一幕----
    前臺(tái)美眉:hello
    老外:HI
    前臺(tái)美眉:you have what thing?
    老外:can you speak english?
    前臺(tái)美眉:if i not speak english, i am speaking what?
    老外:can anybody else speak english?
    前臺(tái)美眉:you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait ,you go
    老外:anybody here can speak english?
    前臺(tái)美眉:shout what shout,wait a little,you on earth have what thing?
    老外:i want to speak to your head
    前臺(tái)美眉:Head not ZAI(中文),You tomorrow come!
    KAO ,完全的中文式英文..
    老外當(dāng)場(chǎng)吐血暈厥中……