Wife talking to her husband，who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily
妻子和丈夫談話，他一天到晚總是看報(bào)紙，妻子抱怨說(shuō)：我要是報(bào)紙就好了，那樣我就可以天天在你手里了。
丈夫說(shuō)我也希望那樣，那樣我就可以每天換一個(gè)了。
NOTE
I wish I were ....是虛擬語(yǔ)氣的說(shuō)法，表示希望發(fā)生但不會(huì)發(fā)生的。
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily
妻子和丈夫談話，他一天到晚總是看報(bào)紙，妻子抱怨說(shuō)：我要是報(bào)紙就好了，那樣我就可以天天在你手里了。
丈夫說(shuō)我也希望那樣，那樣我就可以每天換一個(gè)了。
NOTE
I wish I were ....是虛擬語(yǔ)氣的說(shuō)法，表示希望發(fā)生但不會(huì)發(fā)生的。