Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
—— Carol Burnett
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother， she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
—— Ellen DeGeneres
The average， healthy， well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
—— Jean Kerr
I'm not into working out. My philosophy： No pain， no pain.
—— Carol Leifer
A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
—— George H. Mead
I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
—— Richard Nixon， U.S. President
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
—— Mark Twain
You have a cough？ Go home tonight， eat a whole box of Ex-Lax——tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
—— Pearl Williams
—— Carol Burnett
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother， she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
—— Ellen DeGeneres
The average， healthy， well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
—— Jean Kerr
I'm not into working out. My philosophy： No pain， no pain.
—— Carol Leifer
A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
—— George H. Mead
I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
—— Richard Nixon， U.S. President
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
—— Mark Twain
You have a cough？ Go home tonight， eat a whole box of Ex-Lax——tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
—— Pearl Williams