Scene 3:
London, Britain.
Rick and Evelyn bring the bracelet home.
Evelyn: I think the bracelet is some sort of guide, the lost oasis of Ahm Shere.
Rick: Evy, I know what you are thinking and the answer is no. We just got home.
Evelyn: That's the beauty of it. We're already packed.
Rick: Why is this? Give me one good reason.
Evelyn: It's just an oasis, darling, beautiful, exciting, romantic oasis.
Rick: The kind with a white sandy beach and palm trees and cool, clear blue water and we get ourselves those big drinks with the umbrellas.
Evelyn: Sounds good.
Rick: Sounds too good. What's the 13）catch?
Evelyn: Supposedly it's the resting place of Anubis' army.
Rick: Uh, you see, I knew there was a catch. There's always a catch. How did I know that? Let me guess. It was commanded by this Scorpion King guy?
Evelyn: Yes. But the only way it can work is to 14）revive every 5,000 years.
Rick: Right, and if someone doesn't kill him, then he's going to wipe out the world.
Evelyn: How did you know?
Rick: I didn't, but that's always the story.
Evelyn: The last known expedition to actually reach Ahm Shere was sent by Remises the fourth, more than three thousand years ago who sent over a thousand men.
Rick: None of them was ever seen again.
Evelyn: How did you know?
Rick: I didn't, but that's always the story.
Evelyn: Did I mention there was a pyramid of gold?
Rick: Twice.
Evelyn: 15）Alexandra the Great, sent troops in search of it.
Rick: Great for him.
Evelyn: So did Caesar.
Rick: Yeah and looked what happened to his career?
Evelyn: And 16）Napoleon.
Rick: Evy, we are smarter than him and taller.
Evelyn: Exactly that's why we're the ones who are going to find it.
Rick: Because we're taller?
Evelyn: That's why I love you.
Scene 4:
Hafez and his men sneak into Rick's house to find the bracelet.
（Jonathan just comes back from outside with his girlfriend.）
Jonathan: So then I killed the mummy and all his men stole his 17）scepter.
Woman: Oh you're so brave!
Jonathan: And rich, did I mention rich?
Woman: What do you think I'm doing here?
Jonathan: （Catching a look at the ruffians） Sorry we must be in the wrong house.
Woman: I thought you said this was your house.
Jonathan: No I didn't.
（He wants to run away, but has already been caught by the ruffians.）
Woman: Call me!
Jonathan: Ahha! You're not Schwa's Husband, are you?
Hafez: No.
Jonathan: If you work for Johnny I was going to pay him back on Tuesday.
Hafez: I don't know any Johnny. We are looking for the bracelet of Anubis.
Jonathan: Oh good, good for you good thing to have the old bracelet of Anubis.
Hafez: Where is it?
Jonathan: Ah you're looking here for the bracelet I see well…… I have no idea what you are talking about.
Hafez: Mr. O'Connell you try my patience.
Jonathan: Mr. O'Connell…… Wait! Hold on a minute! You got the wrong man…… （One of the Ruffians puts a knife to his neck） Ah that bracelet yes of course now I remember I lost it in a card game.
Hafez: For your sake I hope not. （Finds the golden cane in Jonathan's hand） It can't be……
Meela: Hello.
Jonathan: Hello.
Meela: Where's your wife?
Jonathan: My wife……oh you mean Evy……well think she went off 18）Badendanall, Tibet or something. The girl's a free spirit. Did I mention I was single now?
（Meela takes out a viper to threaten Jonathan.）
Meela: Egyptian 19）asps are quite poisonous.
Jonathan: It's downstairs there's a 20）safe…… the combination is uh…… uh 3, 20, 58, 393 something. It's in the safe downstairs. I told you. I told you!
Meela: And your point is……
Jonathan: My point is, I told you so you wouldn't kill me.
Meela: When did we make that arrangement,uh?