Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.三個(gè)女人在一場(chǎng)車(chē)禍中喪生並且來(lái)到了天堂.
When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here inheaven...don’t step on the ducks.“當(dāng)他們到了那裡, 天使聖彼得說(shuō): “在天堂裡, 我們這裡只有一個(gè)規(guī)矩.....千萬(wàn)不要踩到鴨子“
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.確認(rèn)這三個(gè)女人了解後, 他們進(jìn)入了天堂. 但是天堂裡到處都是鴨子.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they trytheir best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.鴨子幾乎多到不可能踩不到, 雖然極力避免, 但是第一個(gè)女人意外的踩到一隻.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she never saw. St. Peterchains them together and says “Your punishment for stepping on a duckis to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!“這時(shí), 天使聖彼得立刻帶著一個(gè)這女人一生中從未見(jiàn)過(guò)長(zhǎng)的極醜陋的男人來(lái)到他的面前, 告訴他: “你踩到鴨子的懲罰就是要永遠(yuǎn)跟這個(gè)醜男人鏈在一起“
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and alongcomes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing, and with him is anotherextremely ugly man. He chains them together with the sameadmonishment as for the first woman.第二天, 另外一個(gè)女人也不小心的踩到鴨子. 這時(shí)聖彼得又帶著另一個(gè)極其噁心的男人來(lái)到她的面前, 如同之前那個(gè)女人的下場(chǎng), 聖彼得把第二個(gè)女人跟他帶來(lái)的醜男人綁在一起.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chainedfor all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.第三個(gè)已經(jīng)發(fā)現(xiàn)這個(gè)殘酷的結(jié)果, 而且她不希望永遠(yuǎn)跟一個(gè)醜陋噁心的男人栓在一起. 所以她非常非常小心她的腳步.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one daySt. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has everlaid eyes on. Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.她戰(zhàn)戰(zhàn)兢兢在未踩到任何鴨子的情況下, 平安過(guò)了幾個(gè)月. 但是有一天,聖彼得來(lái)到她的面前並帶著一個(gè)前所未見(jiàn)的超級(jí)帥男人. 這個(gè)男人不僅高大壯碩, 濃纖和度,而還有一附漂亮的長(zhǎng)睫毛.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The woman remarks,“I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?“聖彼得把他們鏈在一起後, 沒(méi)對(duì)那個(gè)女人說(shuō)任何話(huà)就走了. 這女人就問(wèn)跟她鏈在一起的男人: “我很納悶, 為什麼我可以跟你永遠(yuǎn)的鏈在一起?“
The guy says, “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck!“這個(gè)男人說(shuō): “我不知道妳的情況是怎樣啦. 但是我踩到一隻鴨子“