賴世雄中級美國英語 Lesson 100

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100. Stop Bullshitting!
    Candy is asking her friend, Rudy, why guys swear so much.
    C: Why do guys swear so much?
    R: It adds color and emphasis to language.
    C: Bullshit! People who swear don't have class.
    R: See? You just said "bullshit."
    C: "Bullshit" isn't swearing. It's even in the dictionary.
    R: Sure it's swearing.
    C: It simply mean, "male cow manure."
    R: Then why don't you just say "shit"? It's in the dictionary as well.
    C: We're just going round in circles. Tell you what. If you stop saying "shit," I'll stop saying "bull-shit."
    R: Considering they both aren't very nice things to say anyway, that's a deal.