劇情簡介：拉里是一名消防員，他想讓自己的一雙兒女能夠成為自己高額保險的受益人，卻苦于妻子亡故自己又沒有找到意中人。他靈機一動找到自己在消防隊最好的兄弟，花花公子查克，提議倆人假扮同性戀……
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Larry: Yeah. Domestic partnership.
Chuck: Domestic partnership. You mean like faggots?
Larry: No. I mean, yeah, but, no, not us, obviousIy. No, no, not, you know... It's just on paper, really.
Chuck: Paper faggots?
Larry: Okay, look, the accepted vernacular is "gay", but, yeah.
Chuck: I'm gonna get something to drink.
Larry: All right.
Chuck: I'm gonna have to pass.