第一次約會(huì)時(shí)千萬(wàn)不要說(shuō)的蹩腳口語(yǔ)

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    It’s hard enough to meet someone, let alone getanother date with him. When it comes to first date, here are 15 thingsyou can say that won’t get you a second one!
    要遇到合適的人都?jí)螂y了,更別說(shuō)要和他約會(huì)。所以當(dāng)?shù)谝淮渭s會(huì)來(lái)臨的時(shí)候,有15句話,記得,千萬(wàn)別說(shuō)出口,不然鐵定沒(méi)下次啦!
    1.My cats like it when I ...
    當(dāng)我……的時(shí)候,我的貓貓們喜歡。(小編:不是cat,是cats,這才是重點(diǎn)。)
    2.I'm on a diet.
    我在節(jié)食。(小編:換個(gè)說(shuō)法,健身比節(jié)食聽(tīng)起來(lái)要好得多。)
    3.My ex was craaaaazy!
    我的前任男/女友簡(jiǎn)直是瘋子!(小編:對(duì)方也許覺(jué)得你比較craaaaazy)
    4.My therapist says...
    我的治療師說(shuō)……(小編:補(bǔ)充說(shuō)明一下是什么therapist吧。)
    5.You don't look like your picture.
    你跟照片里看起來(lái)不像啊。(小編:趕緊補(bǔ)上一句,真人好看多了。)
    6.I usually date models.
    我通常都和模特約會(huì)。(小編:這話什么意思?炫耀?嫌我身材不夠好?)
    7.Don't Google me.
    別用Google搜我啊!(小編:這年頭,誰(shuí)人不被人肉。)
    8.Hitler (unless you work as a WWII expert)
    希特勒(除非你是二戰(zhàn)研究專家)——(小編:就算是真正的二戰(zhàn)專家,也不要談這個(gè)話題。)
    9.I just went through a bad breakup.
    我剛剛經(jīng)歷過(guò)一場(chǎng)很糟的分手。(小編:拜托!你是來(lái)約會(huì),不是見(jiàn)心理醫(yī)生。)
    10.How much money do you make per year?
    你每年賺多少錢(qián)?(小編:個(gè)人隱私,恕不相告。)
    11.I'm not racist, some of my closest friends are black.
    我可不是種族主義者哦,我有很多很親密的朋友都是黑人。(小編:此地?zé)o銀三百兩……你有黑人朋友,我還有朋友是從火星來(lái)的呢。)
    12.... those naked photos of me.
    我那些……裸照……(小編:艷照門(mén)再現(xiàn)嗎?約會(huì)人體攝影師的時(shí)候,這話倒沒(méi)什么。)
    13.Oops, I farted.
    額……我放屁了。(小編:你不說(shuō),他也不會(huì)問(wèn)的。)
    14.You remind me of my mom/dad/brother/sister.
    你讓我想起了我的媽媽/爸爸/兄弟/姐妹。(小編:那你是想跟我約會(huì),還是跟我結(jié)拜?)
    15.You'd be so cute if you lost ten pounds.
    如果你再減個(gè)十磅那就太可愛(ài)了!(小編:……無(wú)話可說(shuō),我走還不行嗎?)