《garfield加菲貓》
1. money is not everything. there's mastercard.
鈔票不是萬(wàn)能的, 有時(shí)還需要信用卡。
2. one should love animals. they are so tasty.
每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛(ài)動(dòng)物, 因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸浴?BR> 3. save water. shower with your girlfriend.
要節(jié)約用水, 盡量和女友一起洗澡。
4. love the neighbor. but don't get caught.
要用心去愛(ài)你的鄰居, 不過(guò)不要讓她的老公知道。
5. behind every successful man, there is a woman. and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個(gè)成功男人的背后, 都有一個(gè)女人. 每個(gè)不成功男人的背后, 都有兩個(gè)。
6. every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂(lè)的單身漢遲早也會(huì)結(jié)婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛。