( A script of English drama )
角色介紹Character introduction
小紅帽(little red)：會魔法
虎克船長(captain hook)：娘娘腔船員1(sailor 1)
船員2(sailor 2)
羊大哥(lamp 1)：三大男高音-卡內(nèi)拉斯
羊小弟(lamp 2)：三大男高音-帕華洛帝
小豬(pig)：自以為是羊的豬ˋ三大男高音-多明哥
巨鷹(enormous eagle)
白雪公主(snow white)：三八
強盜1(robber 1)
強盜2(robber 2)
巫婆(witch)：可憐蟲
灰姑娘(Cinderella)：愛漂亮ˋ脾氣火爆ˋ妝很濃
仆人(servant)
魔鏡(magic mirror)：拍馬屁
王子(prince)：自戀
旁白(Voice-over)
第一幕 (Act 1)
場景place：灰姑娘的房間 Cinderella’s bedroom
出場人物character：灰姑娘 Cinderella、仆人servant、魔鏡magic mirror
旁白：很久很久以前，在媽媽咪呀城里住著一位漂亮的公主，今天是她的生日。
Voice-over：Once upon a time, there was a pretty princess lived in city which called Mamamia, and today is her birthday.
(灰剛睡醒，仆人進房)
(Cinderella just wakes up. The servant walks into)
仆人：噢~公主您醒啦 今天是您的生日，我們將舉辦有史以來最豪華的宴會，您的朋友都會來幫你慶祝。
Servant：Oh~ my dear princess! Today is your birthday. We are going to hold the most luxurious party for you! Many of your friends will come here to celebrate you .
灰：那我今天可要好好打扮一下了。魔鏡!! (手拍兩下)
Cinderella：It seems that I have to make up myself today. Mirror!! (Clap twice)
魔鏡：yoyoyo!(被八) 嘎啵~(轉(zhuǎn)頭回來) 妳今天很美~
Magic Mirror：YoYoYo~(box on the ear) Yabon~(twist his head back) You look so gorgeous today.
灰：快幫我找一件最適合我的禮服!! 對了，不知道朋友們到哪了，你知道他們在哪嗎
Cinderella：Hurry! Find me a most staggering dress!! Yep, I don’t know if they were already on their way or not. Do you know where they are
魔鏡：讓你瞧瞧
Magic Mirror：Here, take a look.
第二幕 (Act 2)
場景place：船上(On the ship)
出場人物character：小紅帽little red、虎克船長captain hook、船員1 sailor 1、
船員2 sailor 2
(小紅帽在舞臺來回拖地)、(虎克船長站在前面)、(船員1拿帆,船員2拿吹風機吹)
(little red mops around the stage)、(hook stand in front of stage)、(sailor 1 get sail、sailor 2 take blower blow it)
小紅帽：嗯……我們….(被打斷)
Little red：hum…we…(be interrupted)
船員1：我們現(xiàn)在要去哪
Sailor 1：Where are we going now?
虎：我們要去灰姑娘的生日派對。
Hook：We’re going to Cinderella’s birthday party.
小紅帽：那…要帶…(被打斷)
Little red：opps!so…what should…(be interrupted)
船員 2：船長那我們要帶什麼禮物阿
Sailor 2：What should we bring for her , captain?
虎：我自有打算
Hook：You’ll see.
船員1、2：船長英明
Sailor1、2：Holly captain!!
小紅帽：(越想越覺得自己很卑微，於是把拖把的下面旋轉(zhuǎn)開變成魔法棒)霹靂卡霹靂啦啦波波莉那貝貝魯多(虎變成了拿拖把的小弟)
Little red：pilica pililala popolina babarudo(Hook became a servant who have malkin)
虎：(娘)那我們現(xiàn)在要去哪阿
Hook：Where are we going now?(sessy)
小紅帽：去灰姑娘的生日派對阿!
Little red：We’re going to Cinderella’s birthday party.
(用魔法棒變到森林入口)(hex to the forest)
虎：(邊看地圖、拿手帕擦汗)還要多久才會到阿
Hook：I’m fainting. I’m too weak to….How long shall we arrive at the castle
小紅帽：怎麼這麼遠阿，看我的! (變出南瓜鱷魚車)
Little red：Hei, being like a MAN !
All right, all right. ( sigh) forget it.
Look here. Snap !
(坐著車離場)
第三幕 (Act 3)
場景place：森林(forest)
出場人物character：羊大哥lamp 1、羊小弟lamp 2、小豬pig、巨鷹 Giant eagle
(三只小羊沖進來，自以為有明星般的光采，用三大男高音的音樂自我介紹)
羊大哥：我是卡內(nèi)拉斯~咩
lamp 1：I’m Carreras～mae~
羊小弟：我是帕華洛帝~咩
lamp 2：I’m Pavarotti～mae~
小豬：咩咩~我是多明哥(豬叫聲)
Pig：mae~mae~I’m Domingo
三人：我們是世界三大男高音。
Three people：We are the three tenors.mae~oink~
羊大哥：目標城堡，齊步走!咩~
lamp 1：To the castle ! Quick march!mae~
(走了四五步、羊大哥煞車、小弟小豬撞上去)
羊小弟：干麻停下來!咩~
lamp 2：What’s up ! Why stop mae~
羊大哥：我們好像迷路了
lamp 1：We Get Lost
(左看右看，巨鷹出現(xiàn))(羊們向后跳)
羊大哥：(尖叫)救命!救命!(亂跑)
lamp 1：Help!Help!
(羊小弟、小豬一起跑)(巨鷹從反方向、小弟小豬又撞到哥、巨鷹抓哥)
巨鷹：嘿嘿嘿!抓到了!(瞄到豬)(放下大哥去抓豬)
Giant eagle：Hahaha!I Gotcha!
巨鷹：有豬，我比較喜歡吃豬
enormous eagle：There is a pig. I prefer to eat pig.
小豬：我是羊我是羊我是羊
Pig：I’m a sheep!A sheep!I’m a sheep!
巨鷹：你是豬你是豬你是豬
enormous eagle：You’re a pig! A Pig ! pig!
(兩人對看慢慢轉(zhuǎn)圈、跳、剪刀石頭布)
小豬：我我我是一只羊羊羊YO我是一只羊
Pig：I I I am a sheep sheep sheep yo I am a sheep.
巨鷹：什麼 不不不不不不豬(指)
enormous eagle：What No No No No No No Pig(point)
(羊小弟走到他們中間)
羊小弟：停!巨鷹先生，想不想跟我們一起去派對?
lamp 2：Stop!Mr. eagle，Do you want to go to the party with us
巨鷹：派對!派對!我愛派對!
enormous eagle：party!party!I like party!
羊大哥：好吧~齊步走!
lamp 1：Ok~ Quick march!
(四人排隊離場)
第四幕 (Act 4)
場景place：白雪公主的家
出場人物character：白雪公主snow white、強盜1robber 1、強盜2robber 2、巫婆witch
白：快!快!快把我最好看的衣服拿出來!
Snow white：Quick!Quick!Take out my most beautiful clothe.
巫：是、是、是 (拿出一堆衣服)
Witch：OK~ok~ok
(巫拿旗袍) 白：不要! 【巫先拿給觀眾看】
Snow white：NO
(巫拿原始人衣服) 白：不要!
Snow white：NONO
(巫拿雨衣) 白：不要!不要!不要! 我看，還是去拿我的珍藏寶物好了!
Snow white：NONONO!OH my God~ I think I should take out my favorite treasure .
(到布幕后換衣服、丟衣服、褲子、內(nèi)褲……)
白：蘋果拿了沒?
Snow white：Have you brought the apple
巫：有毒的還沒毒的?
Witch： Baneful or unbaneful
(poisonous or nonpoisonous )
白：嘿嘿~有毒的
Snow white：Hey ~ Baneful~
巫：OK~(走去拿蘋果)哪個好呢 (開始點)
Witch：OK~Which is better…
白：我們出發(fā)吧!(兩人上竹掃把)
Snow white：Let’s go!
(強盜1、2出現(xiàn))
強盜：劫財劫色
Robber：Rob fortune rob beauty.
巫：沒財沒色
Witch：No fortune nor beauty.
強盜：我們要的就是你!(撲向白)(白擺架式)
Robber：What we want is you!
強盜1：好像很厲害喔(擺架式)
Robber 1：Whoa, it’s snappy!
(轉(zhuǎn)兩圈) 巫：我是裁判!3、2、1!開始!
Witch：Now,I’m the umpire ! Three !Two!One !GO!
(白雪勝、強盜爬走)
白：沒有人是我的對手!
Snow white：No one can be the opponent of me.
(兩人騎掃把離場)
第五幕 (Act 5)
場景place：皇宮大廳
出場人物character：小紅帽little red、虎克船長hook captain、羊大哥lamp 1、羊小弟lamp 2、小豬pig、白雪公主snow white、巫婆witch、灰姑娘Cinderella、仆人servant、魔鏡magic mirror、
王子prince、旁白Voice-over
(三隊客串跳舞、其他人聊天吃東西)MUSIC下
旁白：經(jīng)過了一番波折后，所有受邀的賓客都來到了皇宮，他們有的聊天、有的吃東西，此時灰姑娘走了出來。
Voice-over：All guests have landed the castle. Some of them are chatting, the others are eating. At that time, Cinderella is coming.
MUSIC停 灰姑娘：(邊走邊笑+撥頭發(fā))歡迎我親愛的朋友們來參加我的生日派對，今天大家盡量吃盡量玩如有上吐下瀉的情況，本公主一概不負責喔(笑)咦 !我的王子呢?怎麼還沒來 (與仆人說話)
Cinderella：
Welcome, my dear friends!Thank you for coming to my birthday party. Feel free to enjoy yourself.
Feel home and help yourself ! But I have no responsibility if you got stomachache or diarrhea, ha ha ha
Oh, where is my darling prince
仆人：噢!我親愛的公主!你的王子等等就到了。
Servant：Oh! My dear princess! Your prince will be here soon.
(羊群們跑來跑去)(白雪公主與巫婆走向前)
白：你看看!看看這!灰姑娘也不想想自己是灰的。(對觀眾說)我是白的
snow white：Look! Look at her. She’s grey.
Doesnt everyone knows that Cinderella is meant to be GREY; and Snow white, Me myself
is white. Clear Me, White. She, Grey.
( I don’t understand what’s the purpose you put emphasis on the color here Is it relevant to the plot?)
(巫婆走路走到跌倒、蘋果打到灰姑娘)
灰：唉唷~是誰
Cinderella：AIo~Who
(虎克船長答應)who who who who …(舞臺前走一回)(大家一起動作)
白：噢~(搖頭)真是抱歉(奸笑)不過真是高興、噢不不不那是要獻給你的禮物阿!(笑著走掉)
snow white：Oh~I’m so sorry but so happy. Oh No~No~No~ that is your present.
(羊們在灰姑娘旁邊繞圈圈)
灰：停!. Cinderella：Stop!
(羊排一列) 羊大哥：公主，我們是三大男高音，今天準備了一首歌要送給妳
lamp 1：Princess, we are the three tenors. Mae~ Today we want to give a song to you.
SING…………………….
灰：停!停!停!不要唱了!
Cinderella：Stop! Stop! Stop! Please don’t sing!
【命運交響曲】
羊們：(搖頭后退)OK…OK..(點頭)(哭著跑出去)
Lamp+ pig ：Ok…Ok…
(小紅帽出場)
小紅帽：我親愛的公主，不要生氣了，讓我送給妳一個期待已久的禮物吧!
Little red：My dear princess. Don’t be angry. Let me give you long-waited present.
(魔法棒指向柱子)(灰轉(zhuǎn)頭看)(王子將柱子推倒后跳出、手拿鏡子)
王子：天阿。我怎麼會那麼帥呢 (邊走邊說)
Prince：OH My God. It’s too handsome too believe!
小紅帽：這下子滿意了吧
little red：Are you satisfied now
Prince: Satisfied It’s FABULOUS ! Oh～ Ho! Mirror mirror on the wall, tell me that
I am the handsomest prince in the world ! ( to himself Yes. You Are! )
灰：太好了!太好了!(轉(zhuǎn)向王子) 你真帥!
Cinderella：That’s great! You are so brilliant!
王子：我知道!我知道!大家都知道阿!
Prince：I know! I know! Everybody knows!
灰姑娘：我可以[跟你跳支舞嗎
Cinderella：May I dance with you
(邀舞動作) →MUSIC下
→大家一起轉(zhuǎn)出來 各自找各自的舞伴
→轉(zhuǎn)一轉(zhuǎn)不知不覺變成虎克船長跟王子在一起→舞繼續(xù)→灰發(fā)現(xiàn)不對勁→灰把舞伴推開
→灰想介入虎克與王子→不斷被推開→后面的人舉出KISS的牌子(MUSIC快ending)
→音樂停、王子與虎克kiss、灰姑娘昏倒