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Ellen: And you also are a big infomercial fan?
你也經(jīng)常電視購(gòu)物?
Penny: OMG. You are gonna die. I ordered something that you guys actually made fun of on the show. But I ordered it for real. I'm so embarrassed... the shake weight. I ordered it for real! And then I watched the show and I'm like: Oh they're putting the shake weight on it. I will love this thing. Then you guys are making fun of it. I don't know why I ordered it.
我的天啊，你會(huì)笑死的。我買(mǎi)了個(gè)你們?cè)诠?jié)目里惡搞過(guò)得東西，但我真的買(mǎi)了，真尷尬......那個(gè)震震棒。我真的買(mǎi)了!我看了你們那期節(jié)目，我想：他們介紹了這個(gè)震震棒，我超喜歡的。然后你們拿這個(gè)惡搞，我都不知道我為什么要買(mǎi)。
Ellen: You don't know why someone would make fun of it? Work out with it right now.
你不知道大家為什么會(huì)覺(jué)得這個(gè)搞笑是吧?你現(xiàn)場(chǎng)演示一下怎么用干這個(gè)吧。
Penny: Maybe I thought I could use it for like... practice or... I mean, not practice for that. No no no no... No. I mean working-out practice. Practice with weights! I'm so red right now. OMG! My mom is in the audience and she... OMG.
可能我覺(jué)得我可以拿它來(lái)...練習(xí)或者...我不是說(shuō)練習(xí)那個(gè)!不是啦!不是啦!我是說(shuō)鍛煉身體的練習(xí)。練習(xí)減肥啦!我現(xiàn)在臉燙死了，我的天啊!今天我媽媽在現(xiàn)場(chǎng)啦......我的天啊!
Ellen: So you bought this thinking it's just a different kind of workout.
所以你買(mǎi)這個(gè)是覺(jué)得這是種新的健身方式?
Penny: I though this would be like a new way to do... This is so dumb, you're so right, I'm so embarrassed, I... I can not believe... I can't believe I ordered this.
我覺(jué)得這會(huì)是種全新的......好吧，這個(gè)很瞎，你贏了，我沒(méi)臉見(jiàn)人了，我......我不能相信...我不敢相信我買(mǎi)了這個(gè)。
Ellen: There is no way to make that look better than that is. It is what it is.
這個(gè)東西看起來(lái)很完美啊。這樣子挺好的啊!
Penny: Every move I make, it's ridiculous.
我拿著這個(gè)，怎么看都很搞笑。
Ellen: Try to make it look not dirty. Try.
你能不能讓自己看起來(lái)別太那什么，試試。
Penny: I can't!
真不能!
Ellen: You can't?
不行?
Penny: No you can't. It's the dirtiest... It looked so cool in the commercial.
真沒(méi)辦法。真是太那什么......可是在電視上展示的時(shí)候挺酷的啊。
Ellen: Yeah. Well.
是吧。
Penny: I'm so embarrassed right now. I went on at the phone and called for like 20 minutes.
我現(xiàn)在真沒(méi)臉見(jiàn)人了。我電話訂購(gòu)這個(gè)東西，打電話打了20分鐘。
Ellen: You saw the commercial, didn't you?
你看了這個(gè)的電視廣告，對(duì)吧?
Penny: Yes!
是的。
Ellen: You saw what they were doing.
他們展示的時(shí)候你都看到了啊。
Penny: OMG. This brings back such memories. NO! I'm not... That is so not what I mean. OMG. I'm sweating so bad right now. Oh. I'm so sorry. I went...
我的天啊。這東西勾起了我好多回憶。不是啦!我是說(shuō)......我真的不是那個(gè)意思。我的天啊，我現(xiàn)在都已經(jīng)在猛出汗了。真的不好意思啦，我真的......
Ellen: I'm so glad you brought your mom today.
我很高興你今天把你媽媽帶來(lái)節(jié)目現(xiàn)場(chǎng)了。
Penny: The one time she comes.
她就跟我來(lái)過(guò)這一次。
Ellen: I don't know why you keep picking it up.
我搞不懂你怎么老是想去拿這個(gè)。
Penny: I don't know either, actually!
其實(shí)我也不知道。