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2023得了陽(yáng)的幽默說(shuō)說(shuō)(1--21條)
1、每一個(gè)說(shuō)了“晚安”去睡的人,往往半小時(shí)以后還在得瑟。給你臉是客氣,不給你臉是道理。
2、如果你想問(wèn)我一生中最幸福的時(shí)刻是什么時(shí)候,我會(huì)說(shuō)與你在一起的每一分每一秒,遇見(jiàn)你后一切都變得很美好!
3、問(wèn)你現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn),只是想提醒你,你是否應(yīng)該考慮喜歡我。
4、New Year’s Day is like a blank book, and you are the author. May you fill it with love, happiness, and good deeds.
5、The best thing about the New Year is that it is a chance to forget the past year’s mistakes and start fresh with a clean slate.
6、我為你心碎,而你卻向別人乞求。
7、為了鞏固友誼,縮小東西方差距,抑制貧富差距,消除社會(huì)兩極分化,穩(wěn)定社會(huì)秩序,推進(jìn)中國(guó)特色社會(huì)主義現(xiàn)代化建設(shè)…借我兩百!
8、老師通知我上午點(diǎn)開(kāi)家長(zhǎng)會(huì)。我打開(kāi)衣柜門(mén),問(wèn)兒子:“我穿哪件去開(kāi)家長(zhǎng)會(huì)呢?我得穿體面點(diǎn),媽不能給你丟臉!”兒子怯怯的說(shuō):“媽?zhuān)阋詾槲以趯W(xué)校還有臉嗎?”
9、上班路上擠地鐵,看到一對(duì)前仆后繼的老鼠,猶如新四軍。
10、This New Year, let us embrace hope, love, and compassion, and extend these virtues to those around us.
11、May your 2022 be filled with fun, laughter, and unforgettable moments that you will cherish for years to come.
12、我一生中只能做兩件事:既不做這件事,也不做那件事。
13、Here’s hoping that the New Year brings you all the joy, peace, love, and prosperity you deserve.
14、化學(xué)老師問(wèn):煤氣泄漏怎么辦?不要恐慌。點(diǎn)根煙讓自己平靜下來(lái)。
15、別擔(dān)心,別看我說(shuō)的漂亮,我做的絕對(duì)不漂亮。
16、Let’s welcome the New Year with an attitude of gratitude, a heart full of love, and a mind open to new opportunities.
17、Let’s start the New Year with a clean slate, and unleash the power and potential within ourselves to make this year amazing.
18、在山頂上,有一個(gè)女孩。哦,我的上帝!哦,我的上帝!
19、May the New Year bring a cascade of love, joy, and peace into your life, and may it be the best year yet!
20、This New Year, let’s pledge to live each day to the fullest and be grateful for the little things that make life worthwhile.
21、送你一份美麗讓你開(kāi)懷大笑!送你一份祝福讓你驕傲1送你一份快樂(lè)讓你不老1送你一個(gè)夢(mèng)想讓你自由!送一份真愛(ài),不回送一份安全可靠。
2023得了陽(yáng)的幽默說(shuō)說(shuō)(22--42條)
22、我們?cè)谝黄鸱址趾虾线@么多年了,看著這一點(diǎn),你能不能通融的冷靜下來(lái)?!
23、別氣炸了哦,放點(diǎn)氣吧,哪怕是從下面,我不嫌臭的。
24、如果我丟了,你會(huì)來(lái)找我嗎?多想,多想把你拋棄。
25、評(píng)論的人送元話費(fèi),聯(lián)通、電信任選,別問(wèn)我為什么,我就是開(kāi)個(gè)玩笑。
26、沒(méi)有一個(gè)人是100分,只有兩個(gè)是50分!
27、除了我的身材和心情外,我一切都好。
28、Let’s welcome the New Year with a smile, hope, and an underlying sense of humor that will stick with us throughout the coming months.
29、May the New Year be a time for growth, transformation, and new beginnings.
30、我們要不要把頭發(fā)染白,手牽手走向夕陽(yáng),這樣我們就可以一起變老。
31、逗逼你去年欠我的錢(qián)還沒(méi)還呢!在新的一年里,祝你,多掙錢(qián),早點(diǎn)把我的債給還了。是不是很逗逼?
32、原來(lái)想給世界一個(gè)溫暖的擁抱,卻又迎來(lái)了四面八方的迎面而來(lái)。
33、某領(lǐng)導(dǎo)下鄉(xiāng)普查,問(wèn)一老農(nóng):你知道近親為什么不能結(jié)婚嗎?老農(nóng)憨厚地笑答道:呵呵呵,呵呵呵,關(guān)系太熟不好下手。
34、我一直很尊重金錢(qián),沒(méi)偷,沒(méi)搶?zhuān)瑳](méi)有。、今天在公交車(chē)上看見(jiàn)一對(duì)小情侶摟在一起年紀(jì)都不大應(yīng)該只有歲這樣的情景讓我想起歲那年的我也是在公交車(chē)上看著別的情侶在親熱
35、As the New Year dawns, let us leave behind the negative thoughts of the past year and embrace positivity, hope, and courage instead.
36、三分熟的牛排和六分熟的牛排走在一起為什么沒(méi)有打招呼?因?yàn)樗麄儾皇彀 ?BR> 37、Let us embrace the New Year with a renewed sense of purpose, passion, and the determination to make our dreams come true.
38、This New Year, let us focus on the simple things that bring us joy, and appreciate the beauty of life that surrounds us every day.
39、生孩子的事情,自力更生比找外援更加靠譜。
40、May the New Year be a time for new beginnings, fresh opportunities, and renewed purpose.
41、我本來(lái)以為夢(mèng)里的恐怖片是自己編的,結(jié)果醒來(lái)卻發(fā)現(xiàn)周?chē)际茄任丁?BR> 42、This year, let’s make a resolution to be relentlessly optimistic and have a boundless sense of humor, even when the chips are down.
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