男孩撥打911專(zhuān)線只為數(shù)學(xué)題

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    男孩撥打911專(zhuān)線只為數(shù)學(xué)題

    A boy calls 911 to get help with is math homework。
    Operator: 911 emergencies。
    Boy: Yeah I need some help。
    接線員:911專(zhuān)線。
    男孩:我需要一些幫助。
    Operator: What’s the matter?
    Boy: With my math。
    接線員:出了什么事情?
    小男孩:我的數(shù)學(xué)。
    Operator: With your mouth?
    Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
    接線員:你的嘴巴?
    小男孩:不是,是我的數(shù)學(xué),我必須做數(shù)學(xué)題,你能幫我嗎?
    Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
    Boy: No with my math。
    接線員:當(dāng)然,你住在哪里?
    小男孩:不是,是我的數(shù)學(xué)。
    Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
    Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone。
    接線員:是的,我知道,那你住在哪里呢?
    小男孩:不是,我想讓你在電話里告訴我。
    Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you。
    Boy: Okay。
    接線員:不行,我不能這么做,我可以讓別人去幫你。
    小男孩:好的。
    Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
    Boy: I have take aways。
    接線員:你需要人幫忙的是什么樣的數(shù)學(xué)題?
    小男孩:是“拿走”的題。
    Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways。
    Boy: Yeah。
    接線員:哦,你要做拿走的題。
    小男孩:對(duì)。
    Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
    Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math。
    接線員:好的,什么題?
    小男孩:嗯,你一定要幫我做數(shù)學(xué)題。
    Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is。
    Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
    接線員:好的,告訴我是什么題。
    小男孩:好,16,拿走8,是多少?
    Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
    Boy: I don’t know, 1.
    接線員:你先說(shuō)你覺(jué)得是多少?
    小男孩:不知道,1?
    Operator: No. How old are you?
    Boy: I’m only 4.
    接線員:不對(duì),你多大了?
    小男孩:只有4歲。
    Operator: 4!
    Boy: Yeah。
    接線員:4歲?
    小男孩:對(duì)。
    Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one。
    Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
    接線員:另外一道是什么題?這道太難了。
    小男孩:嗯,哦,這還有一道,5拿走5。
    Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
    Boy: 5.
    接線員:5拿走5,你覺(jué)得是多少?
    小男孩:5。
    Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
    Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math。
    女人:約翰尼你在做什么?!
    小男孩:警察叔叔在幫我做數(shù)學(xué)題。
    Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
    Operator: It’s the mother…
    女人:我告訴過(guò)你什么了?
    接線員:是他媽媽……
    Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody。
    Woman: I didn’t mean the police。
    男孩:你說(shuō)要是我需要幫忙就打電話給別人。
    女人:我沒(méi)說(shuō)你可以找警察!
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