暑假過后，新初三生們迎來了初中最重要的一年——初三。為方便2013年中考考生及家長查詢相關(guān)信息，出國留學(xué)網(wǎng)中考頻道特別搜集匯總了中考英語記誦文章以供參考：
Three Jokes
Joke 1
I sold an item through eBay but it got lost in the mail,so I stopped by my local post office and asked them to track it down."It's not that simple," the clerk replied."You have to fill out a mail-loss form before we can initiate a search.""Okay," I said."I'll take one."He searched his counter,and then went to ask some other clerks,who did the same-only to return and confess,"You'll have to come back later.We can't find the forms."
Joke 2
A couple of hours into a visit with my mother she noticed I hadn't lit up a cigarette once."Are you trying to kick the habit?""No,"I replied,"I've got a cold and I don't smoke when I'm not feeling well.""You know,"she observed,"you'd probably live longer if you were sick more often."
Joke 3
Kids have a greater need for speed than classroom computers can deliver.Impatient to turn in his term paper,one restless student kept clicking the "Print"command.The printer started to churn out copy after copy of the kid's ten-page report.The topic?"Save Our Trees."
track 追蹤
clerk 辦事員
initiate 開始
confess 承認(rèn)
light up 點燃
restless 坐立不安
command 命令
churn out 費力地送出來(指復(fù)印機)
笑話三則
笑話一
我通過易趣網(wǎng)出售一件物品，但在郵寄時遺失了，所以我去了當(dāng)?shù)氐泥]政局，請求他們把物品找回來?！斑@可不那么簡單，”辦事員回答。“在我們開始查找之前，你必須填一份郵件遺失表。”“好的，”我說，“我可以填一份。”他在柜臺上翻找表格，然后又去問其他辦事員，他們也在柜臺上翻找。最后，他只得回來承認(rèn)，“你必須等一下再來。我們找不到表格了?！?BR> 笑話二
我去探望我的母親，幾小時后她注意到我還沒有點過一次香煙。“你是不是想戒了這個壞習(xí)慣?”“不，”我回答，“我感冒了，在我感到不舒服的時候我不抽煙?！薄澳阒溃彼f，“如果你多生幾次病，你可能會活的更久些。”
笑話三
教室里的電腦總是不能滿足孩子們對速度的需求。一個坐立不安的學(xué)生正不耐煩地要遞交他的學(xué)期論文，他不停地點擊“打印”的命令。打印機開始一頁一頁艱難地打印這孩子的十頁論文。論題是什么呢?“救救我們的樹”。
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